A matter of Semantics

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Cecil and Morris are walking to services and Cecil asks, "I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?"
    "Why don't you ask the rabbi?" says Morris.
    Cecil sees Rabbi Golden and asks, "Rabbi, is it permissible for me to smoke while I pray?"
    "No, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion and traditions!" quickly answers the rabbi.
    Cecil goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Rabbi told him.
    "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
    Morris goes over to the rabbi and asks, "Rabbi, will it be ok if I pray while I smoke?"
    To which Rabbi Golden eagerly replies, "By all means, my good man. By all means."
     
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    So is this an example of anti-Semantic humor? :rolleyes:
     
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    *GROAN*
     
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    It's because he's praying while do something else, rather than doing something else while praying.

    blah blah fuckity blah blah
     
  5. B_IanTheTall

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    That is just god awful... :tongue:

    If I understand correctly; you are saying it is OK to pray while fucking the bejesus out of somebody.
     
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    Silly Ian. You forgot to ask the Rabbi first.
     
  7. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    You know jake, I hope that either when you're alive you have on lightning proof underwear or when you're dead you have fireproof skivvies cause you definitely are gonna get it for that one somewhere sometime.
     
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    Yeah ,I know, but at least I'm enjoying the ride........:biggrin1:
     
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    Just remember one thing about a ride there, jake; sooner or later it's going to end.:biggrin1:
     
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