A message to all parents

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by fun21, May 31, 2011.

  1. fun21

    fun21 New Member

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    In light of a recent event,(5 minutes ago) I'd just like to send out a message to all parents, especially mothers, namely, don't enter your sons room without knocking! Especially if he has his own laptop, is 21, and its 11pm! Geez! That was almost as bad as the time my grandma found my ruler in the bathroom.

    Anybody else feel like venting about this?
     
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    My mom had a habit of doing that too. It used to drive me nuts, her excuse was "I thought you fell asleep with the light on again".


    Sorry dude, I know it sucks.
     
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    lol, sorry that happened man. gotta lock the door next time :)
     
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    go to the store.
    buy a lock.
    fit it to the inside of his door.
    or, tell him to do it himself.
     
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    Venting?
    No.
    Look on the bright side.
    Sounds like they both learned a lesson and hopefully will not repeat their mistakes in the future.
     
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    21 and 11pm that well into the NO Go zone. Sorry you got busted fella :(
     
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    Did she see your cock?
     
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    eeeeeeeew! are you getting an incest boner on this?
     
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    Er no but there wouldn't be a big reason to moan if she didn't see anything. Totally understand the feeling though. Don't worry I'm not sick!
     
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    hahah too funny!:tongue:
     
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    No, she didn't see anything the lights were out, but still when she opened the door I very frantically told her to close it, and she even asked why, so I just repeated for her to close the door. Then she told me I needed to find something in my room that she needed, and lingered outside my door... very awkward.

    Haha, and no, I'm pretty sure she hasn't learned her lesson, I swear she doesn't think before she acts.
     
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    My mom's a pretty observant person, and fairly religious, I'm pretty sure she thinks that I don't masturbate or watch porn cause its sinful, so now she might suspect I do, which, for me, is reason enough to moan/complain bigpenis.

    Actually, you just reminded me of one time that she rooted through my garbage... (I was like WTF). And she said there was this smelly crap at the bottom, and I had to pretend I had no idea what could be making that (cum-like) smell. Ughhh!!! Privacy, how I miss you when I'm home for the summer!
     
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    I know exactly how you feel ... my parents act the same way. It's super frusterating and they go through my stuff constantly ... but they have never said anything about what they have found when going through my room. So I just ignore it .. and hope it never comes up.
     
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    "moan/complain BIGPENIS"? What does that mean??? lol?!

    Is this a case of online tourette's syndrome bigpenis?
     
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    let her see what she doesn't want to see once then she might start to respect your privacy.

    Double dare you to get naked and position your legs over your head looking as though you were attempting to suck yourself next time she tries to come in to your room :p
     
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    he is talking to user "bigpenis", not just randomly saying bigpenis lol.

    Sry guy, that sucks. No one has ever barged into my room since I was like...12? Think they all knew better lol. Especially when I got my very own computer =) Like someone else said, 11pm is a No GO time, unless you want to see some cock & cum....
     
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    fun21, pickingup on your sensing that your mom may be disapproviing of the enjoyment and relief you are getting through your use of the Creator's wonderful good sense in making the cock accessible to the hand, I would offer the following:

    Your mother and all mothers should be aware that you have long ago become aware of the Creator's great gift of that "persistent urge" which you have and which you have learned to soothe by jerking your cock until you cum. Your mom should rejoice in the Creator's goodness in making your masturbatory years a time for you to become aware of and grateful to your Creator for making it possible for you to become aware of yourself as a sexual being.

    If your mother could read this I would urge her to let you know that she rejoices in you, including the part of you that is your sexuality. Understand that most parents are a bit at a loss in discussing these matters with thier children, even a son who has reached the age of twenty-one. Might I suggest to her and to you that you both could profit if you were to share your thoughts on the subject of friendship and relationships.

    Who knows? Opening that kind of conversation with your mother (fathers too might take note) all might find it easier to bring light and understanding between sons and parents.
     
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    Thanks for explaining that! lol.
     
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    Too funny :biggrin1:
     
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    that's how my parents learned I was sexually active, at least it was my dad that walked in and not my mother. I was 15 and my girlfriend had come over and I was on top of her and pounding her hard just as he walked in. He told me it was a sight he never wanted to see my hairy ass and my balls hanging down, later that night he told my mother and for the next few weeks she was different around me but later told me she was still shocked her little boy her first son was all grown up
     
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