A moldy-but-goody

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  1. Pecker

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    It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

    He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

    The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

    Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

    He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
     
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    Rest In Pastry.
     
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    Oh... such a cute white fluffy creature and his giggles i still can hear...my sunday breakfast will not be the same without his waffles buttermilk offsprings...

    Bye Doughboy you do deserve your rest...but you'll be missed. :kiss:
     
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    As evidenced here he was having physical problems in his last days.
     
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