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1.-- What Dreams May Come
2.-- Serendipity
3.-- Indecent Proposal
4.-- Legends of the Fall
5.-- The majority (but not all) of Boogie Nights (it really could have been a 75 minute movie and would have been so much better for it)
 

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Well I like ConAir - it was SO bad it was good.

A movie I "hate" - that's a strong word... um...

Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes!!

It fucked up a great story - it fucked up my adoration of Tim Roth - it fucked up my infatuation with Mark Wahlburg - it fucked up my respect for Tim Burton - and it made me hate Helena Bonham-Carter even more than I already did (which shouldn't actually be humanly possible!)

Yes - that is my all time most hated movie... there are others I strongly dislike - but they don't come close, really.
 

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NineInch....I liked Shark Tale and Ice Age

:puke:

well... I'm glad someone liked them.

Personally I think all of the attempts by other studios to copy the success of Pixar, including Dreamworks' Shrek, have been pretty lame, crass, unimaginative, unfunny and sad imitations by comparison. These two maybe the worst offenders.
 

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Dead Poets Society - who wants to watch a lot of over privileged whiners

Good Will Hunting - he's an underachiever, so what.

Pretty Woman - I can't stand Julia Roberts and can't understand why anyone would find her attractive, she looks like the wide mouthed prince from Sesame Street, catch her in Mary O'Reilly, that's how she really looks without an hours worth of slap on.

Citizen Kane - most often chosen as no 1 film of all time by critics, I started watching it and it was just blah blah blah

The Blair Witch Project - anyone who found this scary must have existed on a tv diet of The Teletubbies and The Muppets

Citizen Kane... I can respect what it was for its time, I dont think it, or any other films from the period for that matter, have aged very well. I don't like the hammy acting that was in fashion prior to the 1960s.

Blair Witch I only resent because it was so overhyped and made way too much money. It was also a shitty, not-scary movie... but I could have lived with that since it was so damn hilarious. My cousin and I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing when we went to go see it in the theater. I'm sure we pissed off most of the other people in the theater doing that... but how could you NOT laugh at that movie? Soooo bad..

Pretty Woman... dumb... but I don't hate it.

I like Dead Poets okay... and really enjoyed Good Will Hunting. Maybe in part because I could relate so much to the title character, but also it was very clever and well-written.
 

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I hate you. I loved all of these movies. LOL!!!

Anyway, movies I hated:

The Lion King
Throw Mama From the Train
The Goonies
Tales from the Crypt presents: Demon Night (another Halle Berry movie)
That one movie with Tom Hanks, Madonna, Rosie O'Donnel, and Geena Davis...the softball movie. It sucked ass.

well... I liked all these movies.. and love The Lion King... so I guess I hate you, too?

Also, the baseball movie is A League of Their Own, and Halle Berry was not in Demon Night. You're probably thinking of Jada Pinkett. They're similarly complected and both have rockin' bodies.
 

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Anything horror. I chicken out of them, and I confess: They give me nightmares, and fears before going to bed.

Anything overly intellectual: A movie that has more dialog than acting just enervates me. This includes movies depicting bad childhoods, and bad teenage years.

Any movie in which a teenage pop singer is the main character.

I usually hate horror movies but for a completely different reason. Not because they scare me but rather because they never scare me at all, and it's so rare that any of them have anything at all going on besides the cheap thrill or gratuitous gross-out. Since I don't find any of this thrilling or scary... what's left? With the vast majority of these films... not much.

I enjoy some intellectual films, as long as they're smart.

Must agree with the teenage pop star movies. I don't think anything good has ever come of that. I thought 8 Mile was good, though Eminem isn't a teenager. But I think you're thinking more of Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, and their ilk.
 

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well... I liked all these movies.. and love The Lion King... so I guess I hate you, too?

Also, the baseball movie is A League of Their Own, and Halle Berry was not in Demon Night. You're probably thinking of Jada Pinkett. They're similarly complected and both have rockin' bodies.

You know what? I knew that (Jada, nix Halle) the whole time and I was just too lazy to go back and correct myself. BTW, yes, both of them are smoking hot females. I could never doubt or hate on them...for their looks, that is. Movie role choices? Not so much.
 

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Where do I start? Off the top of my head I guess I will go with "Showgirls".



Showgirls is a top film, not for script acting or direction/production but the fact they got away with that sh1t is enough to earn it a place in the Boyz top 10 films of all time...it's a classic. Sh1t but a classic!!!
 

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Well I like ConAir - it was SO bad it was good.

A movie I "hate" - that's a strong word... um...

Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes!!

It fucked up a great story - it fucked up my adoration of Tim Roth - it fucked up my infatuation with Mark Wahlburg - it fucked up my respect for Tim Burton - and it made me hate Helena Bonham-Carter even more than I already did (which shouldn't actually be humanly possible!)

Yes - that is my all time most hated movie... there are others I strongly dislike - but they don't come close, really.

Planet of the Apes is probably also my least favorite Burton film. One of the few that I don't own on DVD and have no desire to.

ConAir.. I just couldn't enjoy. I know what you mean, but I just found it too offensive to my intelligence. Also I've got a long-standing feud with some guys I know over whether or not this movie is any good, so I can't like it just on principle.

I just thought of another class of movie I hate... since "Just Friends" just came on HBO. All movies that put a character in a fat suit.

Just Friends
Shallow Hal
Norbit
The Klamps
Big Momma's House
Big Momma's House 2
The Nutty Professor... though that one was a lot better than every other one on this list
 

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As a gay man I might have to check my dick at the door, but I CANNOT get through in one sitting "The Sound of Music" it brings me out in welts, my skin crawls, I want to side with the Germans....I HA HAA HAAAAATTTE it.

That and anything with Rick Moranis, excepting "Little shop of Horrors"

or Catherine Zeta Jones. She needs to stop. RRRRRRRRolling her big fat r's all over the shop, she never spoke like that when she lived in the UK.

bitch
 

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Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya sisterhood...

the book wasn't even good, but that movie makes it look like shakespeare.

Agreed. I thought there was going to be something profound in Ya-Ya and it just wasn't there.

My worst two:

"Beloved." The scene featuring Oprah Winfrey squatting down to take a piss in the bushes did not add to the confusing storyline.

"St. Elmos Fire." Had no redeeming values that I could detect. They didn't call that group of pretentious young actors/acresses "The Brat Pack" for nothing.
 

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Agreed. I thought there was going to be something profound in Ya-Ya and it just wasn't there.

My worst two:

"Beloved." The scene featuring Oprah Winfrey squatting down to take a piss in the bushes did not add to the confusing storyline.

"St. Elmos Fire." Had no redeeming values that I could detect. They didn't call that group of pretentious young actors/acresses "The Brat Pack" for nothing.

The Book had context that the film lacked for one thing.

In the first of the series (little altars everywhere) you get a look at the mother as this horrible psychopath.

Then Ya-Ya sisterhood works to redeem her, despite her faults and abuse. Fine, whatever, it's not too succesful at it, but it tries.

In the movie, they basically ignore that alltogether, even going so far as to imply the only reason she ever abused anyone was because she was high on Dr. Mcguillicuddy's Tonik for Hysterik Ladies, or some such thing.

So the meaning you're supposed to get out of redemption from the book, is completely absent.

And fucking Shep...there's a sad sack of emasculated man... oh don't get me started.
 

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They might be "well made" but I can't stand movies where a major character gets a terminal illness and dies!

ie...Love Story, Terms of Endearment, Steel Magnolias...