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The BMW owner said "what the fuck! Are you blind?" And the old man said "relax man!"
" How do you think that I can be relaxed, you just crashed my car! "
" Look, I produce a delicious craft beer at my house, take a bottle and chill"
He drinks the bottle and likes it, so he asks for another beer.
" Damn, that's very good, but what about my car?"
"Don't worry, I'll call the police and we can do the breathalyzer test"
" How do you think that I can be relaxed, you just crashed my car! "
" Look, I produce a delicious craft beer at my house, take a bottle and chill"
He drinks the bottle and likes it, so he asks for another beer.
" Damn, that's very good, but what about my car?"
"Don't worry, I'll call the police and we can do the breathalyzer test"