A Penis Joke.

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Imported, Aug 14, 2005.

  1. Imported

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    just_harry: Why does George Bush take a shower with his pants on?

    Because he doesn`t want to look down at the unemployee.
     
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    Coconutz Said Xmarks left him because he spent a fortune on multiple penis extensions recently.

    Xmarks said he couldn't take it any longer.
     
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    Xmarks horny bitch Coconutz busted open the bathroom door and was furious when Coconutz seen Xmarks putting makeup on his prick.


    Xmarks looked at Coconutz and said,"Honey remember! Beauty takes time."
     
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    Heh. Love it. The joke that is.
     
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    Xmarks can never just let the small things go.

    he's had his hands grasping Coconutz cock for hours.
     
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    What the fuck i don't understand all these fucking ads on the internet



    What the fuck i don't understand all these fucking ads on the internet ''Receive an eight inch penis now' . If I wanted my penis to be eight inches, I'd just go out in the cold.


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    Once I was traveling...stopped at a farmhouse...asked for a place to sleep.
    Farmer says i can sleep in the barn, but don't fuck my wife...I tells him don't worry, I lost my penis in mining accident...I only have a stub. He says OK....in the morning, he catches me fucking his wife...he says HEY I thought you only had a stub...well..I says....its an eight inch stub....
     
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    I Named my penis "The Exam" all because it's long, and hard and half the time it's got a 25 year old girl working on it
     
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    And the real joke above is Buster. He has no girl. He has no dick. But whwt his penis does have ie dripping tears of sorow for his best girl SRDude.
     
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    prince albert dong Leave Dick alone!
    He sticks up for me.
     
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