1. jakeatolla

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    I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick.
    You might think it quite harmless; You might well find it sick.
    The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.

    Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous.
    Ever since the early days, When it was small and hairless;
    I've looked upon that bit of flesh, As something very precious.

    It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen.
    Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between.
    When erect it's quite a sight; A purple love machine.

    It dangles neatly down below; Obedient and loyal.
    Its seeds are hidden well within; Awaiting some fresh soil.
    At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.

    It has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild beast.
    It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least.
    You can't control its energy; You must wait 'til it's ceased.

    Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure.
    Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?
    Still, no matter what its length; It's something you should treasure.

    Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't.
    A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't.
    Did that lady notice it? You blush and hope she couldn't.

    Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought.
    Is seven inches long enough? It makes blokes quite distraught.
    They peek across in public loose, And try not to get caught.

    Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe.
    But those are just old wives' tales; Outdated and naive.
    And if you're feeling tense or stressed, A quick wank does relieve.

    Without this fabulous device, No shag would be complete.
    Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat.
    And what a handy tool it is, When one needs to excrete.

    The penis is quite marvelous; It has so many uses.
    For women it is special too; Excitement it induces.
    And babies can be procreated, From its sperm-filled juices.

    And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail.
    Don't take it out in public though, Or you'll be thrown in jail.
    Just look at it and feel proud; And thank the lord you're male.
     
  2. unabear09

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    WELL SAID!!!! BRAVO BRAVO! Great find Jake
     
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    My new credo
     
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