A Question for LPSG female users about sucking cock

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Wow... I'm a bit surprised by the negativity in response to my question. It's as if you're annoyed for me having asked it. I apologize for being a nuisance. Carry on.
 

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Couldn't you ask the same question of any of the homosexual/bi sexual men on here? Or aren't their experiences valid enough?

By the way, Capt_obvious, the fact that I preferred to hear a female perspective on this has nothing to do with the implied level of validity that I ascribe to your point of view -- in the same way that having a preference for a particular flavor of ice cream is in no way a statement about the "validity" of any of the other flavors that people may or may not enjoy. It continues to baffle me how so many people in this world seem to go out of their way to take this personally when they're not meant that way at all.
 

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Mr. Perkynaturals,

Making an observation that you've been here since 2009,
BUT you only have 11 posts, so maybe a newbie to the threads and such...

FYI... this question has been asked a hundred thousand times in a hundred thousand ways by a hundred thousand guys .... in the Women's Issues forum.

It's just at a point now that it becomes quite hilarious, offensive, and/or exasperating. I can't speak for the other ladies, only myself. Read past and through the frustration, b/c there were several good points made in the posted responses.

Have a good day and carry on...

Ms Pants. :smile:
 

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if you are curious about sucking cock, wouldn't you want to hear from other men who had the same curiosity and followed through to action?

the only reason you would ask your question to ladies, using the words ya chose.. is to solicit wank fodder. after almost 3 years of membership ya must have known the response you would receive?
 

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Wow... I'm a bit surprised by the negativity in response to my question. It's as if you're annoyed for me having asked it. I apologize for being a nuisance. Carry on.


Surprised? Really? How is your need to hear women talking dirty about giving blowjobs a women's issue?
  • Does is have anything to do with a the way a woman's body functions? No. (Blowjobs are pretty much the same for men & women).
  • Does it have to do with women's reproductive system? Nope.
  • Does it have anything to do with women's political issues? Social issues? Psychological issues? Nope.
  • Is your bisexuality an issue women care about? Nope.
I could go on, but perhaps you get the idea. And certainly when you ask us to talk dirty it implies that you'd like to yank your dick to our detailed stories - something most of us are completely uninterested in doing. So if I seem annoyed, sorry - I'm not. I just think you're a bit thick in the head because you haven't been paying attention for the past 2 years you've been a member.
 
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Am I the only one finding it difficult to fap to this thread? Let's get it back on track with some hot blowjob advice with all the gory details!

Ok, here's something I learned early on. Get ready.....

I learned to suck, not blow. Blow is just an expression! :eek:

(was that good for you?:wink:)
 

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Am I the only one finding it difficult to fap to this thread? Let's get it back on track with some hot blowjob advice with all the gory details!

lol, priceless. i love getting a laugh out of these kind of threads. clearly a fap thread :biggrin1:
 

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peel the skin off.
chop the banana into bite size pieces.
spear each piece with fork.
chew. swallow. repeat. :biggrin1:

is the strangest thing, i can't really enjoy a banana without fondling two kiwis :confused:
 
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Describe to me how you eat a banana!

I don't eat bananas :confused:

Unless they've been peeled and pulverized completely into banana bread with chocolate chips OR tossed into a smoothie. Or milkshake. :biggrin1:

I find the texture incredibly off-putting
 

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Describe to me how you eat a banana!

Funny story, an ex boyfriend of mine asked me earlier how I eat a Cadbury Creme Egg... I told him I bite the top off, lick out all the cream, then eat the rest of the egg slowly, allowing each bite to melt in my mouth.

His response, copy/paste from our convo:
"That was not as sensual as it could of been.. Mostly because you start by BITING THE TOP OFF"

Oops. :redface:
 

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Funny story, an ex boyfriend of mine asked me earlier how I eat a Cadbury Creme Egg... I told him I bite the top off, lick out all the cream, then eat the rest of the egg slowly, allowing each bite to melt in my mouth.

His response, copy/paste from our convo:
"That was not as sensual as it could of been.. Mostly because you start by BITING THE TOP OFF"

Oops. :redface:

Bite ittttttttt. :biggrin1:

But seriously, who wants to suck my wing wong?
 

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Fuck off.
LOL, so subtle :biggrin1:

:wizard:
womangs can post in other forums?!?!?!:eek:
What is this sorcery???! :eek::biggrin1:
what's this silliness of letting womangs run amok all willienillie on the site?
Someone fucked up and left their chains too long. :biggrin1:
seriously, why hasn't this forum been renamed The Kitchen?
Good question!:sgrin:

And that bit about biting the top off killed my boner *shivers*