a real mickey mouse story

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  1. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Mickey Mouse woke up one morning and looked out his window. Some had urinated, "Mickey Mouse Sucks!" in the snow. Furious, Mickey called the police.
    After a detective performed a DNA test, he said,"Well, Mickey, I've got some good news and bad news. The good news is we we found out who did it. It was Goofy. The bad news is it was in Minnie's handwriting."
     
  2. HebrewNational

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    SO, Mickey goes to a divorce lawyer. At the end of the meeting the lawyer said "Mr. Mouse, the fact that your wife is crazy is not grounds for a divorce" and Mickey replies "You idiot, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
     
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    hey, hey, HEY! you were supposed to laugh at it, not follow up on it!

    ***Sigh** anyone else find it funny?
     
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    oops, I was continuing the genre of Mickey, Minnie and Goofy. I apologize. Never step on another guy's punchline
     
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    You two thresh it out, and may the biggest dick win :D Either way, thx for giving me the image of Minnie handling Goofy's big dick :excl:
     
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    Well, at least he had a big /bladder./
     
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    Yeah, for sure, but when pissing is involved, I automatically think of cock size, mindseye.
     
  8. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Well, that's why Goofy always utters, "GARWSH!"
     
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    not_small_at_all: as in "carwash" ??

    followin up on this, which disney character would have the biggest cock u think?
     
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    Dumbo? Or wutever that critters name is :wow:
     
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    The Beast of course!
     
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    Maybe we could ask Beauty if she could verify this!
     
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    by the way, Mickey and Minnie are not married. Neither are Donald and Daisy for that matter. They are just forever sweethearts. :wub:
     
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    I knew that; HebrewNational follpwed it up that way.
     
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