A Really weird thing happened .....

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  1. ballsaplenty2156

    ballsaplenty2156 New Member

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    Tonight, I got home pretty late and before I went to bed, I felt the need to stroke one out.
    I was laying on my bed stroking away and suddenly I got this strange sensation in my groin that I'd never felt before. I was about 20 minutes in the j/o session and the feeling kept growing stronger and stronger, as I stroked towards orgasm.
    I felt my nuts tighten up and I began spewing skittles out the end of my cock!!
    All different colors of skittles hit my chest, face, pillow and even the hair on my head.
    What I want to know is; when I'm getting a bj, do I have the right to tell my partner, "Taste the Rainbow"? Or can I get sued for using their catch phrase.
    Have a happy day, everyone!!!! :tongue:
     
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    Could this be related to the LSD thread? :eek:The guy who first made it Albert Hofmann died today.

    Or was this just one of the lovely blackout orgasms?:biggrin1:
     
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    Well, this settles it. I'm *definitely* going to tour the Skittles(tm) factory. Yum!:biggrin1:
     
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    :rofl: :lmao:
     
  5. Pecker

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    You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
     
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    That reminds me of a joke,
    When the gay mafia does it a drive by shooting, they throw skittles out the windows and scream, "Catch the rainbow bithes!"
    Landon
     
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    It's a fake, guys; he previously injected the Skittles into his urethra.:biggrin1:
     
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    (Guess yuh had to be there.:tongue:)
     
  9. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Haven't you seen the new Skittles commercial?

    The slogan is:

    Ejaculate the rainbow
     
  10. luke nutley

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    Reminds me of the time as a kid when I had too many M&Ms and vomited multi colors.
     
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    That was just your first time? I thought everyone ejaculated either skittles or m&ms....I have never spewed reeces pieces though!!!
     
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