A Sheepish Hello From A Boyish Fellow

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  1. joyboytoy79

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    Hello all!

    *stands up* My name is Tylen, and i do not have a Large Penis. *listens as the audience gasps in horror*

    In actuality i am one of those gentlemen with a penis of truely average proportion. I am, however, an avid admirer of those with more fortunate endowments. I am gay (sorry ladies), and a bottom (sorry bottoms) and am frequently asked "what's the biggest you've ever had?" The answer is twofold. In the flesh: 11 inches. Molded of rubber-like plastics: 13 inches. After the inquirer picks his/her jaw off the floor, the next question is inevitably, "didn't that hurt!?!?" Nope. On the contrary it felt quite good, although i strongly prefer the real to the man-made. I am a bit of a size queen. I am not, however, descriminatory. I've loved men who were far less than 11 inches in length. Although it's never asked of me, the smallest man i've had was a mere 5 inches. He knew what he was doing though :)

    There is far more to the phenomenon that is me than just my admiration of male reproductive organs. I am an inquisitive and inteligent young man. I cherish articulate conversations with friendly people (of all genders). It is my fondest hope to make many a new friend here, before my reputation as a snide little bitch from hell has you all running for cover with your tails between your legs. :joke: Hehehe.
     
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    Welcome, jbt. Just another snide bitch from hell post. *yawns* :tongue:
     
  3. joyboytoy79

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    Why, thank you!!! I think... :wink:
     
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    Promises, promises ....

    So take a number and get in line.
     
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    Oh, i don't need a number... i'm the bitch that hands them out!
     
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    One of the all-time great introductory posts. I laughed. I cried. I even gasped in horror, as instructed. Thanks. Welcome to the board. Hope you are as fun in print as you say you are in life.
     
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    Yeah, JoyBoyToy, your intro may be the best I've seen on this site. Certainly one of the very best! You must share some pictures. Not everyone here is huge; I'm not, but I like what I have, and it sounds as if you do, too. Your prose is fun, too. I look forward to hearing/seeing more of you. (And, yes, I AM a Keanu Reeves look-alike...)
     
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    what a great intro and an even greater sense of humor....gotta love it...

    prep
     
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    Quite a bit of bio there, jbt.
    You sound like a very interesting fella.
    Welcome and please have fun.
     
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    You sound like a nice fellow, and a nice fellow that it would be nice to know. Welcome.
     
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    *blushes* thank you gentlemen! I shall certainly try to maintain a sophisticated, if somewhat juvenile banter going at all times :) Ya'll are the greatest. Thanks for the warm welcome! :kisses:
     
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    Thank you Doc. I shall do my best to be as entertaining as you require!
     
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    He's hot. Hope he cums to NYC. I sometimes visit LA, tho.
     
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    Most welcome to the board, you sure look hot in my eyes. And being a bottom makes it even better in my eyes :biggrin1:
     
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    And what beautiful brown eyes you have, sir. :drools: I'm in love! :smile:
     
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    running for cover with your tails between your legs. :joke: Hehehe.[/quote]

    You don't sound like a sheep. You sound like a ram!:wink:
     
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    I think you are a ture heart guy(also a handsome one:))
    Here is my geeting.Have a good time!
     
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    LOL. No, i'm not a Ram :) I promise, i'm much more sweet and gentle than a Ram! I think? :biggrin1:
     
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    Welcome! I think that you chose avatar the most perfect avatar possible, I didn't even need to read your bio!:biggrin1:
     
  20. joyboytoy79

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    Thanks for the welcome :smile: And the avatar is a good thing, right? :kisses:!!
     
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