A Sheepish Hello From A Boyish Fellow
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dreamer20 said:Hey sheepish and goodlooking one!
As you are giving out kisses you musn't forget me.
Welcome to the site joy.:smile:
Well thank you SIR!!!! *gives kisses exlusively to dreamer20* *uses a little tongue*
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mercurialbliss said:
Awww! You're gonna make me blush mercuri!!! I was just in Wilmington today. I may have even passed you on the street! Perhaps one night we can meet up at Baxters and have a drink or two (or twenty for me) and you can watch me make out with random hotties! Just mind you, you won't catch me going home with any of them... so if you were hoping to catch some boy on boy porn... sorry, no. :wink:
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joyboytoy79 said:LOL. No, i'm not a Ram
Ok then, I'll do the ramming :wink:
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hypolimnas said:
Yes, please do!
mercurialbliss said:
You just sounded like someone i met a few months back. You didn't happen to grow up in SoCal, did you??
joyboytoy79 said:Hello all!
*stands up* My name is Tylen, and i do not have a Large Penis. *listens as the audience gasps in horror*
In actuality i am one of those gentlemen with a penis of truely average proportion. I am, however, an avid admirer of those with more fortunate endowments. I am gay (sorry ladies), and a bottom (sorry bottoms) and am frequently asked "what's the biggest you've ever had?" The answer is twofold. In the flesh: 11 inches. Molded of rubber-like plastics: 13 inches. After the inquirer picks his/her jaw off the floor, the next question is inevitably, "didn't that hurt!?!?" Nope. On the contrary it felt quite good, although i strongly prefer the real to the man-made. I am a bit of a size queen. I am not, however, descriminatory. I've loved men who were far less than 11 inches in length. Although it's never asked of me, the smallest man i've had was a mere 5 inches. He knew what he was doing though
There is far more to the phenomenon that is me than just my admiration of male reproductive organs. I am an inquisitive and inteligent young man. I cherish articulate conversations with friendly people (of all genders). It is my fondest hope to make many a new friend here, before my reputation as a snide little bitch from hell has you all running for cover with your tails between your legs. :joke: Hehehe.
Yes you are all of that and more...:tongue:
:You_Rock_Emoticon:
Official welcome to you Tylen...:smile:
Kisses of a secret admirer....:tongue:
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Gisella said:
How did you sneak this in here without me seeing it?!?!?! YOU Rock Gisella!!! Thanks for the welcome! *smooches*
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Nomad said:Let's get together and articulate something, baby.
I remember looking at your pics the other day and thinking you were cute. Too bad you're a bottom, otherwise you'd be more than welcome in my bed. (Couldn't we try to work one of those double-headed dildos? :wink
Aww, you are so sweet!! But, uhm, the double-headed dildo doesn't work so well. I've tried it with a few guys already... BORING!
I'm sure we could work SOMETHING out though!:biggrin1:
How did I miss this thread? Oh well...Welcome jtb! I've enjoyed your posts so far and look forward to many more. Bottom, huh? Maybe I need to stop by and say "hi" on my way back from Ct. this week.:wink:
Oh well...Welcome jtb! I've enjoyed your posts so far and look forward to many more. Bottom, huh? Maybe I need to stop by and say "hi" on my way back from Ct. this week.:wink:
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TopDudeFtl said:How did I miss this thread?
Hmmmm.... Will you be taking I-95 by chance??
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So, as i was searching my post history to find a link so i could post it here, i got a little nostalgic. This is the first thread I ever started. It was my OP here that caught my now husband's attention way back when and gave him the courage to contact me. Also, one of the people who welcomed me has become an IRL friend. Ahhhh... Memories! Fate has a funny way of worming her way into seemingly insignificant things, doesn't she?
*pulls out a hanky*
*pulls out a hanky*
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Yeah, and I had already been here (lurking) for an entire year when I read it.
I guess he has done more with his time here than I have (like make posts on threads, be cheeky, etc.).
I love you, babe.
I guess he has done more with his time here than I have (like make posts on threads, be cheeky, etc.).
I love you, babe.
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