Whats that? I couldnt hear you over the music. Yeah, GREAT party. It looks like Phil invited the whole campus! I cant believe this many people could fit into his apartment at one time. How do you know Phil? His fraternity? Cool! Oh, he and I are were in the same dorm last year. Need a refill? Cmon, lets go to the kitchen. Lemme have your cup. Im Pat, by the way. Whats your name? Rod? Is that short for Rodney? Oh, just a nickname, OK. Heres your beer. Sorry there is so much foam, this keg is just about empty. Guess everybody has been drinking pretty heavy tonight. Yeah, Im buzzed too. Youre not driving, are you? Oh, Phils letting you crash in his guest room? Nice! Hmm? Oh, thanks, I like the way they look on me too. Your shorts are pretty cool, too. But they hang down way past your knees! Why are they so long? What? To cover your WHAT? Oh man, whatever! HOW big? In your dreams maybe, hehe! No, I do not want you to pull it out and show me right here in the kitchen. Lets go back to the living room. God, this hallway is so crowded. LOOK OUT! Damn, didnt even see her coming. Sorry Rod, she knocked the beer right out of my hand. Oh, no, youre soaked! Yeah, I agree, you should clean that up or youre gonna smell like beer all night. I think the bathroom is down this way . . . . Where are we going? Oh, you brought a change of clothes with you? Thats smart! Ive never been in Phils guest room before. Its nice! Want me to turn around while you change your shirt? Nah, it doesnt matter to me. Man, looks like somebody has been working on his abs. Hmm? Oh thanks, yeah, I make it to the fitness center a few times a week. Im surprised I havent seen you there before. There, that looks better. Too bad the beer got all over your shorts as well. Youre gonna change those too? Um, ok, lemme turn around then. No, no, Im not scared, Im just not comfortable watching a guy I just met dropping his . . . . HOLY SHIT! What the hell is that? I KNOW its your dick. No, its not the first one Ive seen. But its so . . . so . . . big! No, Im not staring at it, it just . . . surprised me, thats all. I cant believe it . . . . Hey, what are you doing? You dont have to come any closer, I can see it fine from there. No, Im not nervous. Anyway, listen, I better go, Im with some friends, theyre probably looking for me right now. Dont be gross! I dont want to see you playing with yourself! I dont care how much bigger it gets . . . HOW much? Thats impossible! I can see it growing, but it cant get that big. Wow, the head looks so huge and, and red . . . Ive never seen a dick like that in real life before, you ought to be doing porn. My god, does it ever stop? Thats got to be at least nine inches long. What do you mean, its not hard yet? Youve got another two inches to go? Bullshit! No, Im fine, its just a little hot in here and the beer is kicking in. Youre right, maybe I better sit down on the bed. What? No, I DO NOT want to touch it. Get away! I dont want that thing so close to me. Are you sure its not hard? It looks pretty hard to me. No, Im not afraid, I just dont want to touch it. Very funny! Im sure I could get my hand all the way around it. You dare me? What is this, elementary school? No, Im not chicken. Look, ok, Ill do it, but then I have to go, OK? My friends are looking for me by now, Im sure. Jesus! Your cock is so hot! Its practically burning my hand. What? No, Im not stroking it, Im just, uh, showing you that I can get my hand around it, thats all. OK, maybe not all the way around it, is it getting bigger? Holy crap, it is! When is it gonna stop growing?! When I do WHAT? No, there is no way I am gonna put this in my mouth. Im just not. I dont care that you are all horned up now. I just met you! I dont make a habit of putting eleven inch cocks in my mouth. Suck it yourself, its big enough! You can? Dont bullshit me. OK, smartass, lets see it. Sit next to me on the bed and do it. Whats the prize? What do you want? Um, no, I dont think so. No, I still dont think you can do it. NO, Im not chicken . . . . OK, FINE! If you can suck it, so can I. But theres no way that you . . . OH MY FUCKING GOD, you did it! How did you get that big head in your mouth? Practice?! OK, yeah, a bets a bet. No, Im not gonna back out. Just let me get ready. Youre gonna sit right there on the side of the bed? OK, lemme get down on my knees in front of you. Um, ok, uh, . . . no, Im not stalling! I just dont know how to get started. Use my tongue? Ok, here goes . . . llllhhhh, mmllllh, mmmmmhhhhlllllh, uh, uh, how was that? Heh, yeah, I get told that a lot. Oral sex has always been my specialty, hehe. What? No, I wasnt grabbing my crotch. Playing with myself? No way, its just that these jeans are kinda tight and were getting bunched up. Take them off? No way, thats not gonna happen . . . well, OK, but just for a minute . . . I really have to find my friends . . . . Yeah, it does feel better. Where were we? Oh yeah, I didnt finish my part of the bet. Yeah, I can take the head in my mouth. Its not THAT big. Oh yeah? Ill show you . . . . mmmmmmlllllloooouuuuggghhhh, mmmmlllouuuggggg, MMMMMOOLLUUGGGG, MMMMMUUUGGGGGGG . . . WATCH IT! ARE YOU trying to choke me to death? I said I would suck it, not deep throat it! Whats the idea of holding my head down? What am I, your bitch? No, I WASNT playing with myself. No, I dont know why my underwear is wet then. But I was not playing with myself. I was too busy trying not to choke on that monster cock of yours! No, Im not still jacking you off! Im just trying to keep you from shoving it down my throat again. YOU WANT TO WHAT??!!! No way, no way am I gonna let you stick that log up my ass. Bullshit, it would not feel good! And Ive never had unprotected sex before, and Im not gonna start now. What? You brought condoms and lube? Im surprised you could even find a condom that would fit that monster. No, I dont want to see a condom that big . . . well, maybe . . . Holy crap, that thing is huge. It must be two inches in diameter. Wow, look at it slide down your cock . . . it looks snug, even though its so big . . . . now I know why they call you Rod. Hmm? Oh, yeah, my underwear was getting hot, so I slipped it off . . . now look, there is no way I am gonna let you fuck me, this is just too weird. Ive never been fucked up the ass before, and I dont intend to start now. Maybe, MAYBE you can rub it against me, that would feel good, maybe. OK, shit, lets do it. Lemme get on my hands and knees in front of you. NO FUCKING, got it? Just slide that dick up and down my ass crack, ok? Mmmm, yeah, that feels nice. Thanks, yeah, those leg squats are great for toning. Hmmm, good . . . yeah, put some lube on it, it will slide better. Oooh, careful! That stuff is cold right out of the bottle. Thats better, its warmer now. Oooh, yeah, that finger feels good, really good. OK, maybe a little deeper now. OOF, two fingers? Thats stretching me good. Three? I dont know, that might be too mu . . . OOOW, man, that feels intense! Yeah, weird, but good, really good . . . back and forth, back and forth, back and forth . . . Hey! How come you stopped? Get that monster away from my asshole, I told you, no way will that thing fit. OOOOOWWWW! MOTHER FUCKER! I TOLD YOU NO FUCKING! Get your cock out right now. I dont care if you got the whole head in, get it out! What do you mean, its stuck? Yeah, no wonder my ass tightened up, its got a MOTHERFUCKING train inside it! OK, OK, Im relaxed, Im calm. Just get that thing out of there. How can it be stuck? Just move it around a little bit. I cant believe Im on a bed at a party with a guys cock up my ass that I just met! Its still stuck? Well, move it back and forth again. Build up some momentum, that should get it out. OK, Ill try to relax some more . . . ooh, ok, that feels weird. Yeah, Im ok. Go a little faster, OK? Yeah, thats it . . . its starting to move some more . . . starting to feel a little looser . . . better . . . more intense . ohhh, yeah. What? Yeah, Im ok . . . really ok . . . hmm? What if I am? Playing with myself at least distracts me from having that pile driver halfway up my ass! Well, yeah, it does feel good . . . . Dont get me wrong, I want you to take it out . . . soon . . . Why are you gripping my waist so hard? Leverage? Yeah, ok . . no, dont stop . . . keep going . . . thats it, back and forth . . . it will be out soon. No, Im not flexing my ass . . . why would I want to make it tighter? Im trying to help you get it out faster, thats all. Oooh, wow, that feels amazing . . . never felt anything like this before. How much is in me? 7 inches? Try going a little deeper, maybe it will help get you off, I mean, get your cock out. Thats it, thats it baby, come on, come on, you can do it! Dont stop now, youve got a good rhythm going . . . dont stop, cmon, deeper, deeper, faster, FASTER! Ooof! What was that? I just felt something . . . amazing! Keep going, yeah, thats it, dont stop, I feel you inside me, getting bigger, harder . . . Youre close, arent you? Youre gonna fill my ass with your big load, arent you? Yeah, wow, I never thought I would like ass sex, but Im almost ready to come too. Your big cock has my ass on fire! Cmon, cmon, give it to me, give it all to me! Make me come, you big stud! Thats it, thats it, Im almost there, almost . . . almost . . . ready . . .READY . . . ALLLMMMOOOSTTT . . . UGGGH, SHIT, SHIT, YEAH, SHIT, CANT BELIEVE IT, MY whole body is vibrating! YES, YES! Plug my hole!!!!!!! UUUGGHHGGHHGH! Oh . . . my . . . god. That was amazing. Careful with that condom, looks like you came at least a cup! Wow, even soft, your cock is huge. Guess we better get back to the party. I need a beer. And find those friends of mine! Oh, hey, can I get your number? The End Out of curiosity, was Pat a man or a woman? And does it matter?