A Shrink-Ray for the little ones

Discussion in 'Penis Enlargement' started by Vestigial, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. Vestigial

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    `bout time I sell some ice to the eskimos...

    After trying every single technique and failing to make yourself bigger...
    You simply use this Shrink-Ray to make the rest of the world smaller, including what you wish to penetrate! :D


    Bidding has now started.

    (even if I can't accept the largest offer)
     
  2. Badin10tions

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    .Well I know for a fact if I had a shrink ray,I'd sit there all day infront of it trying to figure out how to reverse it,and once i did,I'd have the last laugh.
     
  3. Vestigial

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    Growing yourself is essentially the same as shrinking everything else ;)
     
  4. Vestigial

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    Relative,.. having offerings from girls with legs that are thinner means very little in the big picture.
     
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    so if you're 2x3 and can't even penetrate it's cool because everyone is smaller? :rolleyes: :wink:
     
  6. Pecker

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    "My dad has a bigger dick that your dad."

    "So what! My dad has a shrink ray!"
     
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