A slogan for LPSG

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Our favorite website seems to have everything (or at least shows everything) except it doesn't have... a slogan. You know, something catchy and complete that can go on billboards and bumper stickers. So let's offer up a few nominations. I'll start.. o===w

Half a million hardons can't be wrong!

The world's biggest game of show-me-yours.

From penises and vulvas to cocks and cunts.

Your penis: it's not just for pissing any more.



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Hey gang, we're off to a good start. I should have suspected when I opened this thread that it had been done before. Thanks, Gilette, for that link to the earlier attempt, but as anyone in the ad business will tell you, you've got to freshen the campaign on a regular basis. O===w

LPSG: Don't just carry it below your belt.
 
"A great place to meat people"
"Pleased to meat you!"
"Give thanks for the great wanks!"
"Support your local member!"
"Support your local cum-slinger!"
"It's a swell place!"
"I'm only talking 'bout shaft!"

LPSG: "If you stroke it, they will cum"

a play off of the Field of Dreams "If you build it, they will come"

"If you erect it, they will come"
"If you erect it, it will cum"
 
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"This might hurt a little"

"Not every gift is a blessing"

"A hero will rise"

"The longer you wait, the harder it gets"

"Everyone has one special thing"

"Size Does Matter"

"They will suck you dry"

"Everything you've heard is true"

"Buddy has an axe to grind. A Big axe"

"It's scrumdiddlyumptious"

"We are not alone"