a song I detest

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the whole Oasis discography

GASP! hang on, let me go get my flaming torch.....



my nomination is probably that 'No Limits' song. you know, the one that went 'no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, techno techno techno techno, etc'
 

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I'm old, so bear with me.

"I Can Help" or "Let me help" by someone or other. "Mistah Big Stuff" by some African-Americanette with an afro the size of a Buick. "Be Thankful For What You Got" by some other soul singer. "Diamond in de back, sunroof top...gangstah whitewalls..." God help me, what pure crap.

And what was that song by some white chick where she squealed "Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Just pure pain. It would start in the car and I would start flailing about trying to hit a button (any button) on the stereo to make it stop.

Then there's Freebird, but I can't even stand to type about it (shudder).

Edit: I should also mention "Stairway to Freebird" although I don't think it ever existed, but you may get the "headneck" reference anyway.
 

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In case anyone's wondering if there were vapid songs way back, say before 1955, I present to you: Patti Page singing "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"!

The lyrics were bad enough but they added barking-on-cue of a trained dog. This song reached #1 in 1953 which says a lot about pop music in those days.

Dr Demento's avid fans and musicians played up "How much is the Doggie in the casket?"
 

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I can think of a few... These days My Boobs Are Okay is within my top five picks for annoying tune and lyrics. Some of you might get a kick out of this, though :)
 

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anything by john mayer

*pulls out billy club and challeneges you to a duel*

Thou Bastard!!! John Mayer is the source of all things!!!

my heart will go on - celine dion.

:puke:

GASP!!!

*challenges you as well*

That song...

ok...yea...I dont like that one sometimes too. Or maybe it's just Celine's dramatic mannerisms, lol. The upswept hair, the eyes looking above, the grimace of the face, the dance like posturing of the hands, the swaying and posing of the body, and the obligatory "I am Chris in woman form" smile/look she gives to the audience. LOL. Yea that can be annoying.
 

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BEFORE HE CHEATS - Carrie Underwood

I dislike country music anyway. My office partner has the song above as her ring tone on her cell phone. When she walks out of the office and her cell phone rings, I want to pick it up and throw it against a wall with all my might and watch it disintegrate into a thousand pieces. I hate that effing song so much. (Tell everyone how you really feel!)

What is going on beneath the surface is that she still holds a grudge about her ex-husband dumping her 20 some years ago. She never got over it and moved on. Get a life! He wasn't the only guy in the world. If she wasn't such a piece of work, he wouldn't have dumped her. Her bitterness is sickening, so I try not to listen to her when she rants.
 

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The duet from "La Boheme" (Puccini) trashed by Netrebko & Villazon. I could just scream
 

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I Love Alicia Keys!!!

Milkshake by kelis (i think)

my humps by black eyed peas

dire straights -anything by them

don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me - pussy cat dolls

anything past or present by britney spears


and above and beyond any and all crappy artist is Aaron Neville. His voice, oh fuck, it is so nasally and he can't sing. I have disliked him since I was a kid and unfortunately he's still around.
 

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(I love that song. And the album, actually.)

Anything by Fergie. Especially when she spells.

LOL......... I know, EVA! What is UP with that? How many freakin' songs does she spell Glamorous and Fergielicious in, good grief........
 

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My pick for most puke-inducing song of all time is Michael Bolton's "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You." Like barbed wire being shoved into my ear canal.
 

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LOL......... I know, EVA! What is UP with that? How many freakin' songs does she spell Glamorous and Fergielicious in, good grief........

It's because POP songs are for children! Sesame street ring a bell?