Seeing we are on a site with men on the larger side of life I know this is a common problem amongst us all. Now while this has been a problem all my life, lately I've been doing PE (with some success) and my flaccid is hunging between 6-6.5" so when I go to handle my business on the can,"KURPLUNK!" He goes into that nasty ass toilet water! Nowadays there's a scientific study that comes with a name or an abbreviation, why not name this problem. I will and it's DHD (DickHeadDunker Symdrome)