a true or fake interview?

I have found this "interview" on a site that sells enlargement devices, inter alia. No, not that I am looking for them, lol.

Does the interview ring true to your ears, or is this just another propoganda bait? Sorry for the length. Of the interview, of course.

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Many women say that size doesn't matter. As far as we can see it does- and those women who say it doesn't are lying to protect their partners- or are just plain stupid! We talked to three women who gave their opinions:

Emma Bong, 23 a student
Helen Best, 34 a solicitor
Jennie Larke, 27 a Bank Clark

Q. Do you think British men have the smallest penises in Europe?

E- Yes, unfortunately I do. I think Italian men totally live up to their reputation as stallions. I was on holiday there last summer- oh my word!

J- My first reaction was yes, but actually the biggest penis' I have ever come across were in Ibiza, but most of them were English- so no I don't think so.

Q. What do you consider average?

H- It's weird because what I think is average, maybe small or large to someone else. I think it depends on who you have slept with and how many. But I'd say 6-7 inches was about right.

E- I totally agree. I think the average I've seen is about 7 inches-, which is probably quite large. I think that too many people get hung up about being average. What is average? I mean does it exist? Furthermore, who wants to be average?

J- I would say that the average is 7 inches. But smallest is a lot smaller at about 4 inches, and the largest is a lot larger, at about 9 inches.

Q. Do you rate size?

J- I do completely. It is as simple as that. The bigger the better. Men with small penis' just aren't as satisfying as larger men. For some reason I don't find them as sexy or manly.

Q. Yeah, but how can you tell- with their clothes on?

H- Aaaahhhh, it's all possible with a well-trained eye. After following certain circles for a while it's easy to spot. There are certain give a ways. You often see certain tell tale signs. Like a flash car- maybe a bit cliched, but it's true they often are compensating for something.

Q. Have you ever had a great lover whom wasn't particularly large?

H- No

E- An O.K one I guess but nothing special

J- An average one I suppose- but as we said who wants to be average?

Q. So no one with a small penis has ever satisfied you ?

J- It just isn't as simple as that. Yes someone with a small penis has satisfied me, but I personally want more, I need more. Sex is a whole experience, which needs to be complete- small genitalia just don't come into the equation.

Q. Do you like penises ? A lot of women are repulsed by them.

E- I am repulsed by small, wimpy little things. But a hard, large thick penis is the sexiest thing in the world, nothing gets me going more. They make me feel so horny and in the mood.

J- I don't particularly like penis'. I do think they are a bit ugly. But there is a big difference between a small penis and a large one.

H- I totally agree- there is something really powerful about a thick penis- it almost reminds me of an electric screwdriver.

Q. Some people say it's what you do with it that counts?

H- Bullock! It is up to a point but no you can't do it with a really small penis full stop. No satisfaction what so ever- doesn't even touch the sides.

Q. What are your opinions on Natural Male Enhancement Pills?

J - I think they are fantastic. I totally support them and respect all the men that have have used them to benefit them. I have never met a man who has admitted to me that they have used them- but then I guess that is no surprise, but I bet I have slept with a few who have- good on them. I think these such men are more flexible in their love making and can last longer.

H- I think they are fab. All men should try it at least at a basic level, because not only does it enlarge your penis, but it also improves you staying power apparently and that means that we get a much more intense orgasm, which will probably last longer I also think that men with more muscular penises have more control over themselves which is all ways a bonus if nothing else.

E- This is the first I have heard of it- but yeah from what these two have said it sounds great.


Q. So in conclusion size does matter?

H- I think I can speak for all when I say; Completely and utterly. I don't mean to give anyone a complex- but I know that most men would like to think they were amazing in bed. You are lacking one major thing if you don't have a large, thick penis. If you do have one naturally then you are blessed- if you don't then you should do something about it.

 

Q. This interview sounds completely made up in order to sell bs products to insecure men

A. That's not a question!

Q. So you like big penises, but if a guy has a small one and buys this product, that will make up for it, even if it doesn't work?

A. I guess that's what I said but... wait that doesn't make sense. Nevermind.

 

If you really think that is genuine then I feel sorry for you!!

 

Even if it is, who gives a shit.

I dont need a big cock to cum, and if the girl only cares about size and cant get off that isn't going to be my problem lol.

 

No, I don't. I swear I don't. Those names also look impossible. Well, I'm afraid I dropped a brick onto the forum. :biggrin1:

 

lol... I nominate this thread for 'Dumbest Thread Of The Week'.

 

Is it too late to delete? I am afraid I hurt my reputation beyond repair.

 

LOL thats awesome!

 

The interview is as fake as Milli Vanilli. Women guessing the average size is 6 to 7 inches? Every line is all about how a man needs a big dick? And then they endorse male "enhancement" pills? Sheesh!