A truely childish joke

[ClaireTalon]

Well, a man and a woman are going on a date. It's going well, and after some drinks and a nightcap they decide to spend the night at his place. They arrive, get cozy with some music, kissing, petting etc etc, well, and eventually they get to undressing. Removing his shirt, removing her blouse, her bra... So, she gets to the point where she opens his pants. He puts his hand over hers, and says,

"Honey, I have to warn ya, I'm like a baby down there."

She replies, "That's alright, honey. It doesn't matter to me at all."

She tries to proceed opening his pants, but he stops her again, "Honey, I'm serious. Like a baby, you know," he insists. "I don't mind at all, honey!" She says, yanks his pants down... and jumps back in awe.

A HUGE DONG DANGLING THERE!!

"But... ah... you said... like a baby..." she stammers.
"Yeah, 21 inches, and seven pounds."

Haha.

 

[Chuck64]

That was funny. Thanks Claire

 

[windtalkerways]

Chuck likes ya Claire.

He didn't tell you that the joke
is fairly old.

He saves all his joke 'critiquing'
for me. :wink:

 

[mindseye]

Give her credit: it was an original retelling and not a cut-and-paste job from another website.

 

[ClaireTalon]

Give her credit: it was an original retelling and not a cut-and-paste job from another website.

Cut & paste would have been difficult, since it's originally an illustrated joke of six sketches, or so. So I had to do the thing from school most of us hated so: Re-tell it from the pictures.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

HA!! :biggrin1:

You suckered me with that one, there, Claire.

Good one!! Keep 'em coming.