Well, a man and a woman are going on a date. It's going well, and after some drinks and a nightcap they decide to spend the night at his place. They arrive, get cozy with some music, kissing, petting etc etc, well, and eventually they get to undressing. Removing his shirt, removing her blouse, her bra... So, she gets to the point where she opens his pants. He puts his hand over hers, and says, "Honey, I have to warn ya, I'm like a baby down there." She replies, "That's alright, honey. It doesn't matter to me at all." She tries to proceed opening his pants, but he stops her again, "Honey, I'm serious. Like a baby, you know," he insists. "I don't mind at all, honey!" She says, yanks his pants down... and jumps back in awe. A HUGE DONG DANGLING THERE!! "But... ah... you said... like a baby..." she stammers. "Yeah, 21 inches, and seven pounds." Haha.