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So, I spent Christmas Eve with my roommate. Really awesome guy, really nice family. As the festivities carried on and the Egg Nog began flowing like wine (and the wine...also like wine), the discussion eventually turned to cock size. My roommate professed to me that he's been suffering distress as of late, as his most recent ex-girlfriend said she lied about the size of his member. She said that she's done it to many of her ex-boyfriends in order to "beef up their ego."
Now, personally, I think it's cute. A little white lie to make him feel like he's a big man, as it were. He, however, is now questioning everything every ex has said about it. He knows I'm friends with people, male and female, who don't shy away from the issue, and asked me to gather a consensus for him.
He's also asked if any of aforementioned friends would provide a clear, unbiased opinion on a picture of his manhood. He's asked, and I quote, "comments on size, shape, and overall appeal."
So, the two-part inquiry is as follows:
1. Have you, or anyone you know lied to an ex about their size? And if so, why?
2. The Picture
Now, personally, I think it's cute. A little white lie to make him feel like he's a big man, as it were. He, however, is now questioning everything every ex has said about it. He knows I'm friends with people, male and female, who don't shy away from the issue, and asked me to gather a consensus for him.
He's also asked if any of aforementioned friends would provide a clear, unbiased opinion on a picture of his manhood. He's asked, and I quote, "comments on size, shape, and overall appeal."
So, the two-part inquiry is as follows:
1. Have you, or anyone you know lied to an ex about their size? And if so, why?
2. The Picture