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Right now I'm about 16.5 inches when hard , 5feet and 11 inches tall and that is with out heels. As for my tits I'm about 100 CM or so?"
Sorry,I find this hard to believe.You have 16 inch peter and big boobs?Well,unless there is a full nude,non photoshopped picture,this sounds as believable as superman,landing in time squarge on new years eve
 

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Right now I'm about 16.5 inches when hard , 5feet and 11 inches tall and that is with out heels. As for my tits I'm about 100 CM or so?"
Sorry,I find this hard to believe.You have 16 inch peter and big boobs?Well,unless there is a full nude,non photoshopped picture,this sounds as believable as superman,landing in time squarge on new years eve


You did see that this is on the Fictitious Stories board, right?
 

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Right now I'm about 16.5 inches when hard , 5feet and 11 inches tall and that is with out heels. As for my tits I'm about 100 CM or so?"
Sorry,I find this hard to believe.You have 16 inch peter and big boobs?Well,unless there is a full nude,non photoshopped picture,this sounds as believable as superman,landing in time squarge on new years eve

"You sir are an idiot."
 

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Originally Posted by jasonstarkiller
Right now I'm about 16.5 inches when hard , 5feet and 11 inches tall and that is with out heels. As for my tits I'm about 100 CM or so?"
Sorry,I find this hard to believe.You have 16 inch peter and big boobs?Well,unless there is a full nude,non photoshopped picture,this sounds as believable as superman,landing in time squarge on new years eve
"You sir are an idiot."
Yes,I might be an idiot,but least I don't believe in some dude that looks like a lady,with a big 16 inch dong and huge pair of breast.By the way,here's a dime-get tell your mother I have serious dought you even going to be a lawyer.
 

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Right now I'm about 16.5 inches when hard , 5feet and 11 inches tall and that is with out heels. As for my tits I'm about 100 CM or so?"
Sorry,I find this hard to believe.You have 16 inch peter and big boobs?Well,unless there is a full nude,non photoshopped picture,this sounds as believable as superman,landing in time squarge on new years eve,in the millenium falcon,signing hi ho hi ho,it's off to work i go.
 

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From Wiktionary:

fictitious (comparative more fictitious, superlative most fictitious)

Not real; invented; contrived.

eg: St. Mary Mead is a fictitious village from the books of Agatha Christie.



Not real; invented; contrived.










NOT REAL





what are you not getting about this?
 

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*looks up at the name of the board* ...yep, it says FICTITIOUS STORIES. I need to go slap the shit out of all my english teachers for telling me that meant fake! Got me thinking I can make stuff up and call it FICTION. And then they had the audacity to give me an 'A' for my assignments.
 

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(It's a fucking story! MADE UP, FICTITIOUS NOT REAL! Are you a fucking retard? If your going to be one leave this thread and never post again!)

"Now then shall we get back to questions?"
 

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Damn, bet that was a mess to clean up...do your parents know how much you came?

And as for "normal" life now, I've heard that many who precum a lot tend to "spot" their pants, have you ever "spotted" in public...or did it just look like you wet yourself?
 

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Okay , so there are a few questions coming to my mind.

Have you ever been to a public pool/beach? How did that go with obvious bathing suit restrictions?

Unless I missed it, any stories from summer camps... did/could you ever go?
 
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Okay , so there are a few questions coming to my mind.

Have you ever been to a public pool/beach? How did that go with obvious bathing suit restrictions?

Unless I missed it, any stories from summer camps... did/could you ever go?


"When I was much younger I did and it was not really a problem as I wore things that covered me up. Now though that would be impossible"