A woman goes in front of a judge.

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The judge said, "Why are you here today?"

She said, "I stole a can of peaches." The judge said, "How many peaches are in the can?"

She said, "Six." The Judge said, "Ok, you spend six days in jail then."

The lady’s husband quickly stood up and asked the judge if he could speak on her behalf. "Sure," said the judge.

"She stole a can of peas too!"
 
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