A Women Crashes Car, Was Shaving Her Whonanny

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  1. vince

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    In the spirit of the lately departed NJQT-

    And you thought texting while driving was a bad idea...

    A 37 year old Florida women has been arrested and charged with reckless driving after driving her T-Bird at 45 mph into the back of a pickup. Seems she was unable to maintain control of the vehicle and shave her pussy at the same time.

    Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband were on their way to visit her new boyfriend when Megan thought, "Hmm, maybe I will just go shave my sallyjessy while I drive on down to Key West".

    Sounds reasonable to me! :cool:

    FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus | KeysNews.com
     
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    Daaaaaaanngg.
     
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    Why is her ex-husband driving with her to see her boyfriend?
    Why is she shaving her vagina in front of her ex-husband?
    Why is she shaving her vagina as she drives?
    Why is she shaving her vagina in front of her ex-husband as she drives to visit her boyfriend?

    I'm am so fucking confused.

    What in the world?!:confused:
     
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    Did she slit her slit?
     
  5. vince

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    That was the one that got me as well. WTF??
     
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    LMAO! NJ and I were cracking up about this last night. THis is second only to the married woman who was in training at NASA to become an astronaut and was having an affair with a fellow officer . Upon hearing that he was seeing another woman , she jumped in her car with a weapon, wearing adult diapers ( to prevent her from having to stop for a rest break) to drive to confront the other woman.

    What is wrong with these people?
     
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    They haven't taken their meds, I guess.
     
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    I can't help but giggle at the word "Whonanny."
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    Well it sounds a lot more festive than Va Jay Jay! Let's get creative then... Her Pieces Parts? Her Seafood dinner? Her Kit Kat Bar? Her workin' Merkin?
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    It is at times like these I would like for these women to turn in their membership cards.
     
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    Recently, ive been losing alot of faith in humanity. This is just another example. Someone do something amazing soon please....
     
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    Uh uh, oh no she did not! Honey, when I'm driving my mind is on the road, and when I'm trimming my pocketbook my mind is on the pocketbook. That car's too expensive but not as expensive as my pocketbook!
     
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    I do live in a fun state, though!
     
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    Wow and I thought I was the master of multi tasking. This never would have occured to me in a million years... Drive my car and shave my whoha! The mind reels at peoples stupidity sometime!
     
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    :eek:

    I've heard moneymaker before, but this is a new one on me!
     
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    What???? You all act like this isn't happening in SUV's all over the country? Have you ever been to a soccer field on a Saturday morning? Jeeesssh :)
     
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    I'm betting her new BF is Johnny Vegas, the accidental virgin.

    This is something you'd find in a Tim Dorsey book.
     
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    Driving and shaving her pussy at the same time? :confused:

    What is wrong with her??? :confused:

    She should have waited until she got to church to do that...
     
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    Gotta love Florida!
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    This the legacy of High Drama. LOL
     
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