She wasn't supposed to be driving anyways. She had just lost her driver's license from a DUI. If she needed to shave her coochie she should have let her ex husband drive. It appears that they tried to switch seats after the car accident. Crazy situations people get themselves into!
A Women Crashes Car, Was Shaving Her Whonanny
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Yep!... Lotsa doggin' goin' on.What???? You all act like this isn't happening in SUV's all over the country? Have you ever been to a soccer field on a Saturday morning? Jeeesssh
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Heh, only in America!
Story has also been picked up by El Reg, in it's Bootnotes section, as it would: Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates ? The Register
Story has also been picked up by El Reg, in it's Bootnotes section, as it would: Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates ? The Register
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I must be a truly deranged queen because I find this whole thing to be hilarious!
Well, I've always been partial to "tampon socket"...
Mick,
YOu dont need to be either to crack up over this one. The woman had lost her natural born mind.
Yes DB. You are correct about that. One should maintain a certain level of decorum around their ex.Now, see, Vince, that would be too personal to get with an ex. Shaving your vagine in front of him is already personal enough!
We should invite them to join this club. I bet they'd be a hoot.
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Funny as it is, this whole thing reeks of a herring to me.
Think about it: when the car crashed, did the woman remain fixed in a spread eagle position (picture it - her right leg on the dashboard and her left leg out the car window) whilst holding the razor to her cooch until the cop arrived? I seriously doubt it. The jolt of the crash would have certainly shifted her position. She likely would have clamed her meat curtain & her crotchless panties shut, yanked down her skirt, and probably even gotten out of the car before anyone saw her. Yes, someone would probably have spotted a razor and shaving cream on the floor of the car, but how could they know when & what those were being used for?
Nope - it all sounds like bollocks to me.
...But the entire thread is worth the price of admission just for the word "whonanny".
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Think about it: when the car crashed, did the woman remain fixed in a spread eagle position (picture it - her right leg on the dashboard and her left leg out the car window) whilst holding the razor to her cooch until the cop arrived? I seriously doubt it. The jolt of the crash would have certainly shifted her position. She likely would have clamed her meat curtain & her crotchless panties shut, yanked down her skirt, and probably even gotten out of the car before anyone saw her. Yes, someone would probably have spotted a razor and shaving cream on the floor of the car, but how could they know when & what those were being used for?
Nope - it all sounds like bollocks to me.
...But the entire thread is worth the price of admission just for the word "whonanny".
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its called DETECTING...
its what detectives do.
HE' was driving? then how did he get those airbag burns?
Once they figured out she was the driver... they probably just asked her what she was doing to plow into a car in front of her like that...
And she probably told them the truth... Seeing as how he was going commando and had a ladyShick stuck sideways in her freshly beardless clam.
Or, just maybe she left a Lipsprint on the steering wheel?
its what detectives do.
HE' was driving? then how did he get those airbag burns?
Once they figured out she was the driver... they probably just asked her what she was doing to plow into a car in front of her like that...
And she probably told them the truth... Seeing as how he was going commando and had a ladyShick stuck sideways in her freshly beardless clam.
Or, just maybe she left a Lipsprint on the steering wheel?
Oh - my - gawd Vince. Tooo funny! Thank you. Thank you.
I think what everybody's missing here is they were on their way to Key West. I mean, have you ever been to Key West? It's like a 24/7 Springer episode. Which is undoubtedly where this chick and her two boys in wifebeaters will end up as soon as she's out of jail.
Why is her ex-husband driving with her to see her boyfriend?
Why is she shaving her vagina in front of her ex-husband?
Why is she shaving her vagina as she drives?
Why is she shaving her vagina in front of her ex-husband as she drives to visit her boyfriend?
I'm am so fucking confused.
What in the world?!
I think what everybody's missing here is they were on their way to Key West. I mean, have you ever been to Key West? It's like a 24/7 Springer episode. Which is undoubtedly where this chick and her two boys in wifebeaters will end up as soon as she's out of jail.
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