please please preech IT!!!!.... I couldnt of said it better.His dick isn't small. And if your dick is legitimately 9 inches with a ruler measured across the top, not pressed into your bone, then you are most definnitely in the top 1% of the population. But I'd go back with a ruler and double-check before claiming that, and if it is legitimately 9 inches, I wouldn't claim everyone smaller is "small." That's like Usain Bolt claiming everyone who isn't him is slow.