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So a man wakes up in the morning and looks out to see his car has the imprint of a woman's body plus two hands dusted on the hood.
Remembering he son went out that previous night,
he calls to his son and says, "Son, I don't mind if you borrowing my car, but please, bring it back clean,ok?"
Puzzled, the son responds, "But, dad, I didn't take the car-MOM did."
Remembering he son went out that previous night,
he calls to his son and says, "Son, I don't mind if you borrowing my car, but please, bring it back clean,ok?"
Puzzled, the son responds, "But, dad, I didn't take the car-MOM did."