About Borrowing The Car

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So a man wakes up in the morning and looks out to see his car has the imprint of a woman's body plus two hands dusted on the hood.
Remembering he son went out that previous night,

he calls to his son and says, "Son, I don't mind if you borrowing my car, but please, bring it back clean,ok?"
Puzzled, the son responds, "But, dad, I didn't take the car-MOM did."
 
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So a man wakes up in the morning and looks out to see his car has the imprint of a woman's body plus two hands dusted on the hood.
Remembering he son went out that previous night,

he calls to his son and says, "Son, I don't mind if you borrowing my car, but please, bring it back clean,ok?"
Puzzled, the son responds, "But, dad, I didn't take the car-MOM did."
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It's dust!!!

Yes, but dust RUBBED into a dark car?

I get my murder paws on and start wanting to pinch skulls like bubble wrap. :<

I've got a really cool, classic (maybe) rig in black and it shows every imperfection when parking lot kids rub against it - or once, cops slammed a guy in cuffs in a mall parking lot against its side. The top coat is old and dry so I'm likely looking at a re-clear in the near future. (Buffing it out only fractures off more clear coat right now...)

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Yes, when mixed with human sweat and or body heat.;

Okay, I'll give you that. It's not an unreal situation.
IT ISN'T a problem with most *light* colored Asian and German/Euro imports, they're usually diamond hard. The glass too unless you have a Porsche - their windscreens are rubbish.

I've only got the *cheap* yet exorbitant and rare daily beater that whoops on even them super high strung imports; turbo powered midlife crisis powered toys and send them back to mummy.

It's unfortunately and understood to be a "Unicorn" though an American build - so I do suck it up, carry on and polish, buff and re-apply paint and clear coat in my driveway.

Before you ask, no. Sucks that repair and collision shops *can"t* repair it.