Here are some memorable lines.....
Eddie: [to Saffy] Oh, darling, Mummy loves you. On the day you were born I *knew* I wanted you...
Patsy: However, the day after...
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Patsy: The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic.
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[on the significance of awards]
Eddie: They don't matter, do they, darling?... Awards, Pats?
Patsy: Oh, Eddy. We've been here before.
Eddie: It's just... you know... I WANT one. I don't just want one, darling, I NEED one. My career is on a toboggan run of failure at the moment... I just need one. It's the only thing that seems to mean ANYthing these days... I need one now before the menopause drags me into her gaping jaws. Before my creative hormonal oil-well dribbles to a halt. Before my bottom becomes just a patch-work quilt of monkey glands, darling.
Saffie: But, Mom, menopause can be a very exhilarating and positive experience for a woman.
Eddie: Oooh, yes. And the curse is a blessing and childbirth is painless. No. Unless that gaping hole on my mantle piece is filled pretty soon, darling, I might as well... I might as well lick this light-switch and do us all a favour, darling...
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Eddie: Sweetie what are you drinking?
Patsy: Oh this? Chanel No. 5.
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Eddie: I'd just once like to take my clothes off and not be marked by them...
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Eddie: Mother, are you still on the computer?
Gran: Yes, dear. Sometimes you get into a porn loop and just can't get out.
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Saffie: [commenting on Patsy's new Botox look] You look like a haggis with pointed toes. A tight old bladder skin holding together some rotting offal.
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Patsy: [to Saffy] Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.
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Patsy: [to Saffy] Miserable little turnip.
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Patsy:She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
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Eddie:[Shouting]I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS.
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Patsy: One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard.
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Magda: If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk
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Eddie
to Saffron) You're going to turn into me someday, you know.
Gran
to Edina) And you'll turn into me, dear!