Absolutely hysterical

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  1. jakeatolla

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    I don't know if this is real or not, but I nearly
    spewwed coffee out of nose when I read it !!!!
     

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    I think it's an urban legend personally... the location and details vary from version to version... :rolleyes:

    *offers you a 'special' pancake anyway* :saevil:
     

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    Talk about "hot" sex...!!!!.:rolleyes:
     
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    So when She says "I have a headache " , she actually means it ??????:confused:
     
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    ....and so does he....:biggrin1:
     
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    she musta been real happy he was fixin those pancakes :cool:

    noone else gets near the kitchen when I'm in charge there, better keep it that way :biggrin1:
     
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    So that's what they mean by, "love Bites"?
     
  8. Pecker

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    WARNING ON LABEL: Vegetable oil makes a good lube unless overheated.

    BTW, I can find no record of a town or city called Carioca in Rumania.
     
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    It's actually the Romanian word for a felt-tipped pen. :rolleyes:
     
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    My mother frequently admonished me never to get a blow job while frying sausage. It's good to see her advice validated.
     
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    Well, THIS should be an interesting myth for "Mythbusters" to check out....:biggrin1:
     
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    Hmmm...which one would be the blower and which would be the blowee?

    Or which one would get his Frenchie fried?
     
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    Ya know, they do give off the impression.....:rolleyes:
     
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