A report on JOCKEY Seamfree Boxer Briefs I wrote about these awhile back in another thread. But I think they deserve a thread all their own. I bought these briefs months back in a Texas Foley's dept. store, and meant to return them, only I left Texas before I could. So tonite I grabbed the pack and put them on just before leaving for a nearby grocery store. After all, I though, maybe they weren't as bad as I had originally thought. I was correct: They were MUCH worse. This pouchless abomination (priced at 13.50 each) comes nicely packaged in a perfectly square plastic case with graphics on the front resembling a CD. On the back it reads "Genuine Jockey Comfort, Fit and Quality" and "Structurally Perfect". Yeah, perfect if you've got absolutely NO dick or balls. Twenty steps into the grocery and my cock and jewels had slipped quickly down one side and was coming uncomfortably out of the leg opening. Imagine having to reach down into your pants in the middle of the isle (luckily it was late and the store nearly empty) to try to rearrange your "hardware", though to little avail. I'd burn these "suckas" except it wouldn't be worth the match. They're clearly the worst I've ever had. To quote a line from a movie, "I wouldn't wish [these briefs] on a broke dick dog."