Absolutely WORST Ever Boxer Briefs

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gushiggins said:
I wholeheartedly concur with the ongoing emotions brought on by this line of underwear. I bought a pair thinking that they would be just like my biking shorts only with more fabric, but those of you who have tried these on can imagine what I would have looked like had I gone biking with these on under a pair of running shorts. I didn't even get out the door before I told myself that I was going to have to change, lest I get arrested or, even worse, get seatburn in the worst of areas.

I've worn them for a total of 30 seconds. I think my cats play tug-of-war with them now.

-Z

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and oblivious to Conan O'Brien."

Amen, my brother. Have gone back to Hanes boxer briefs as they have a great pouch and back to 2xist as their pouch can accomodate a man who actually has testicles. My dogs have long since shredded the last of the Jockeys in this house.

BTW - thanks for your service to our country no matter the underwear of choice. :smile: AND, thanks for the photo of you in the black thong - very nice, man.

Take Care - Ed
 

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Bryan_Lyte2 said:
Be hind the cock and balls, which scared the living shit out of me when I couldn't get it off. I had to play a game of final fantasy to take my mind off of it. Even after it came down it still was hard to get off, so now I avoid them altogether as well as all "toys".:cool:

Adjustable cock rings are what I use for play. I have never been able to stand the ring ones. Too afraid I would get stuck with it on.
 

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Lex said:
Adjustable cock rings are what I use for play. I have never been able to stand the ring ones. Too afraid I would get stuck with it on.

I've tried that too, but snagging and pinching has made me give up on even those, Besides what would I need a ring for anyway (no pun intended).:rolleyes:
 

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I have to agree- I bought a pair at Target (on sale thank god)- I like the 'idea' of seamless (hate the waist bands that 'dig') I wear boxers but like boxer briefs at the gym (more support and 'biiger' than a damn cursed jock).

I had the exact same thing happen....(am about 7 soft) was infuriating to have to reach down and try trugging the shorts back over my cock and balls (I tend to wear them on either side) amazed that BOTH sides pulled up seemingly at the same time...

I finally went to a bathroom stall and ripped the things off and tossed them away (didn't want to touch the floor.... I 'buried' them under waste paper... and freeballed the rest of the day (something I personally do not like to do)
 

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wow, i cant even believe someone would make underwear like this. you dont have to be a genius to know a flat piece of material wont work down there, and you wouldnt have to be big at all for these to cause problems. :Eyecrazy:
 

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Landshark77 said:

Aside from the obviously "dickless" design of the subject matter of this thread, as pictured on the above referenced page, there are a number of other seeemingly interesting designs for mens' underwear on the site, barenecessities.com. (I say seemingly, because there are many makes that are seemingly interesting until one gets them on) e.g. the squarecut trunk boxer by RIPS, the 2(x)ist Basic Boxer, and the Grigioperla Skin Fitted Boxer ($40??? I dunno. For $40 bucks they better do more than just hug my cock).

Does anyone have any experience with these makes?