Accident at work

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Aug 11 2005, 02:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Aug 11 2005, 02:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KinkGuy@Aug 10 2005, 07:58 PM
Still like my idea best.

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I like your idea, too, Kink, but with one difference. Tell her, "I&#39;m sorry, but showing you my big cock is out of the question. Whether it&#39;s soft, but hanging thick and heavy, or raging hard, throbbing and dripping precum, it&#39;s just not going to happen." Then never address the topic again.

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Yeah :7
Then do a nice big "croutch adjustment".....just so she&#39;ll understand whats she missing out on.....

 

[Ecchi]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Aug 11 2005, 02:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Aug 11 2005, 02:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KinkGuy@Aug 10 2005, 07:58 PM
Still like my idea best.

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I like your idea, too, Kink, but with one difference. Tell her, "I&#39;m sorry, but showing you my big cock is out of the question. Whether it&#39;s soft, but hanging thick and heavy, or raging hard, throbbing and dripping precum, it&#39;s just not going to happen." Then never address the topic again.

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I had no idea DMW could be so evil.

I can&#39;t really relate to the situation, but it sounds like the original poster is handling it well.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Ecchi@Aug 11 2005, 07:05 AM
I had no idea DMW could be so evil.

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Evility is his specialty. No, not evilness. Evility. Evility is things like, when your neighbor tells you to turn the music down, you turn it up to ten.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Hey, I get to be the evil twin sometimes: steve319 can&#39;t have all the fun&#33; :evilgrin:

 

[Pappy]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Aug 11 2005, 03:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Aug 11 2005, 03:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Aug 11 2005, 02:11 AM
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@Aug 10 2005, 07:58 PM
Still like my idea best.

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I like your idea, too, Kink, but with one difference. Tell her, "I&#39;m sorry, but showing you my big cock is out of the question. Whether it&#39;s soft, but hanging thick and heavy, or raging hard, throbbing and dripping precum, it&#39;s just not going to happen." Then never address the topic again.

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Oh, THAT&#39;S viscious&#33;

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That would be viscious Madame, but it would also be very frickin funny too.

 

[titan1968]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Aug 11 2005, 02:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Aug 11 2005, 02:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KinkGuy@Aug 10 2005, 07:58 PM
Still like my idea best.

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I like your idea, too, Kink, but with one difference. Tell her, "I&#39;m sorry, but showing you my big cock is out of the question. Whether it&#39;s soft, but hanging thick and heavy, or raging hard, throbbing and dripping precum, it&#39;s just not going to happen." Then never address the topic again.

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Very direct and to the point; I like that. :bigsmile:
You really have a way with words.

 

[Ecchi]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Aug 12 2005, 01:53 AM
Hey, I get to be the evil twin sometimes: steve319 can&#39;t have all the fun&#33;  :evilgrin:

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But ... but ... you&#39;re my HERO :loveya: ... You can&#39;t be evil ...



(Yes I&#39;m strange today )

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by Ecchi@Aug 12 2005, 01:50 PM
But ... but ... you&#39;re my HERO :loveya: ... You can&#39;t be evil ...

Some members here have pretty well decided that I&#39;m an asshole. That being the case, I might as well be an evil assholefrom time to time and enjoy myself&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

All this talk about assholes and crotch adjustments...I need a cold shower.

 

[steve319]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Aug 11 2005, 09:53 PM
Hey, I get to be the evil twin sometimes: steve319 can&#39;t have all the fun&#33; :evilgrin:

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Man, this week I&#39;ve seen enough evil to last me awhile, so you can carry that baton a bit, eh?

Ecchi, don&#39;t let DMW&#39;s erudite wit fool you.

Evil. To the very core.

 

[Aruba 1st]

Originally posted by Springhere1888@Aug 9 2005, 03:22 PM
I was in a meeting the other day and a VERY attractive female coworker was sitting next to me. She leaned over and patted my leg VERY innocently and rubbed against my semi-......
what do I do to get her to calm down ?

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Bring your resume up to date and start lookin ....

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by steve319@Aug 12 2005, 08:16 PM
Man, this week I&#39;ve seen enough evil to last me awhile, so you can carry that baton a bit, eh?

Ecchi, don&#39;t let DMW&#39;s erudite wit fool you.

Evil. To the very core.

And as I will starting teaching teenagers again in the coming week, I must steel myself to face true Evil once again. But true to my nature, I have a bit of evil of my own in store for them&#33;

 

[Lex]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Aug 12 2005, 08:00 PM
All this talk about assholes and crotch adjustments...I need a cold shower.

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May I join you, Madame? I give decent baths...

grRRRRrrrrr