Yesterday the cable company sent over an installer to replace and upgrade the modem and server at my place. The guy was a young jock type in tight jeans and t-shirt, and pretty talkative during the whole time. At least until he bent over and his skinny jeans split on his right asscheek, exposing a black strap over his tan butt. He tried to act nonchalant about it, but the more he worked, the wider the tear became, to the point where his manhole was showing. He tried to use some duct tape to close the gap, but it only made the exposure more erotic. As he was leaving, he tried to make light of the situation, but the large bulge in his crotch said otherwise. I managed to sneak a phone pic to share.