Here was a good one from the other day. My girlfriend and I were walking through a big box hardware store and she was complaining about her hair. Right as a store employee walks around an aisle corner, she says "It's not just the length, its how thick it is that drives me crazy." The other lady literally stopped, looked at my girlfriend, looked at me, looked down at my crotch and started turning red before walking away. Anyone else got a funny story where a dick joke showed up outta nowhere in passing conversation?