Here's one I haven't seen before: Why not share some of the accidental innuendos that you have committed, overheard, etc. For instance, I help coach a basketball team for 5th thru 7th grade girls. The other coach is a woman. What you may or may not know is women play with a smaller ball, though it is 50/50 if the girls bring a men's or women's ball to practice. Anyway, tonight I picked up one ball and commented to the other coach "When you used to the smaller ball, the men's feels a lot bigger when you handle it." She responded, "yeah, that extra inch is a big deal if you aren't used to it." Then she looked at me and turned bright red. I just chuckled and started the next drill. Anyone else got a good accidental reference?