Accidental Size Flex

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i've never flexed about my size as growing up i never knew i was bigger. even when i was confronted with questions, i would always say "i can handle my own" and left it at that with a smile. if any flexing was done, it was mostly my wife. even to this day, i still get those looks from her girlfriends. it doesn't phase me anymore and i just brush it off.
 

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Exactly.

A common accidental size flex would be something like a hung stud walking down the street with his bulge swinging while he walks, stretching his pants to the point of breaking. Who doesn't see that two or three times week?

Huge flaccid swinging under loose sweat pants is pretty common too.

Tight pants show differently, but effectively.

Accidental? Nope.
 

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I swapped with another couple once. It was pretty obvious that he was not expecting me to be as big or bigger than him. I’m only 5-6” 145, and he is 6-2” so I think he was feeling like it would be safe for his ego

I bet you ruined his night. Was he able to even get it up after being so thoroughly destroyed?
 
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Inspired by the pantsing thread.

Have ever accidently flexed on someone or a group about the size of your penis?

Just something unintentional that let everyone know you were the #1 hung stud in the room?
I accidentally flexed in a fellow truck driver. I mentioned in an off hand way about how i met a girl who shamed a guy who tried to pick her up. He had a tiny dick and she couldn’t hello but laugh. Told him how i was her biggest. The driver looked down at the diner floor and said he had been laughed at too
 
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I bet you ruined his night. Was he able to even get it up after being so thoroughly destroyed?
He was fine as far as I could tell. I only suspected his surprise because he told my partner later that I had a big dick. In all honesty I had more erectile problems then him on our second swap. I think I was too in my head about if it bothered him
 

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He was fine as far as I could tell. I only suspected his surprise because he told my partner later that I had a big dick. In all honesty I had more erectile problems then him on our second swap. I think I was too in my head about if it bothered him

You have that hung stud sense of humanity. Good on you.

Was he a Small or just smaller than you?
 

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Never on purpose but a few times I didn't realize that my bulge was pretty obvious and the stares/comments let me know.
I was at an airport in Europe a few years ago and the guy pissing next to me a few minutes earlier at the urinal was telling his wife how big I was as we were waiting in line to get our passports checked.
 
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Never on purpose but a few times I didn't realize that my bulge was pretty obvious and the stares/comments let me know.
I was at an airport in Europe a few years ago and the guy pissing next to me a few minutes earlier at the urinal was telling his wife how big I was as we were waiting in line to get our passports checked.

Wow. You changed the husband's sexuality.
 
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You have that hung stud sense of humanity. Good on you.

Was he a Small or just smaller than you?
Yeah so much humanity that I can’t call myself hung without feeling like a braggart. We are very close to the same size. I think I’m a tad longer and definitely thicker. I reject your use of the term Small