Acronyms

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
    While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

    The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...
    ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''

    The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
    ''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "

    The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
    ''Rich, Urban, Biker. "

    The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...
    ''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

    They turn to the woman and ask her.
    ''What are you?''

    She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
    Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.''
     
  2. dong20

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    TO: All Employees
    From: Management
    Subject: Special High Intensity Training

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our progrom of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

    If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

    Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

    Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T.jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
    If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

    Thank you,

    Boss In General, Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
     
  3. ClaireTalon

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    One reason to re-enlist (or to think twice before you retire): WWYDWOA




    (What Would You Do WithOut Acronyms?)
     
  4. DaveyR

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    Here's another I like - see if you can work it out?

    LMSYDAIWTY

    probably take some of the sharp wits in this group about half a nano second :biggrin1:
     
  5. D_Coyne Toss

    D_Coyne Toss New Member

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    Passionate
    Romance
    Of
    Unique
    Deep
    Love
    Years


    Intresting
    Thickness
    Around,
    Lenght
    Is
    About
    Nine
     
  6. starter

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    that;s a good one........................ and over
     
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