Larry85: I'm constantly telling my girlfriend I have a small penis. It irritates he to no end. I'm not exactly sure why that is, but it just makes me want to keep saying it (maybe it's my boyish immaturity poking through ). Maybe I have a humiliation fetish going on. I don't really know. Anyone else ever do this? Among those who don't know your size? Really, it's useless to claim to be big. No one ever believes you anyway.