Actress Felicity Huffman's Life In Prison

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Inside Felicity Huffman's Luxury Life Behind Bars

Truth be told, matters of prison life are a bit out of my area of expertise. Being a sports and muscle car enthusiast I've accumulated a few speeding citations over the years, but I've always cussed and paid my revenue enhancement fines on-time. In Felicity Huffman's case, she bribed individuals mucho dollars to get her daughter Sophia into an elite university and have an SAT whiz take her exam for her. So Felicity was forced to pay a $30,000 fine, drum-up some melodramatic crocodile "I'm so sorry" tears and was slapped with a 14-day prison sentence in Chateau Dublin.

Naturally the media is having a field day describing her cushy Club Fed prison for women. Although Dublin, California, the location of the institution, is in the east bay and miles from the Pacific Ocean, somehow cool ocean breezes manage to waft through the grounds of Chateau Dublin. Cuisine, I'll give you cuisine. Felicity will arise in the morning to the scent of fresh French Vanilla coffee and a continental breakfast. There is no mention of her luncheon menu but I'd imagine there is a wide selection of choices that appeal to her palate: For Tuesday there's probably a delightful salade nicoise washed down with a buttery Napa vintner's reserve chardonnay with notes of vanilla. To while away her daylight hours Chateau Dublin has acres of gardens, perhaps tennis courts and a par-3 golf course as well. With all that going for it, the quality-of-life inside Chateau Dublin sure beats the mean streets of L.A. or Chicago!

Unfortunately the judge wouldn't agree to Felicity and her husband Bill Macy's first choice of accommodations:
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