Hi. I'm fairly new around these parts, but I have read most of the threads on this board. It seems that there are very few posts about ACTUAl, real sightings of celebrity dicks or bulges. I live in New York and work in an industry which affords me numerous opportunities to have these type of sightings, but I can't be the only one out there. Does anyone else have anything to offer? I'll start things off: Matt Lauer last week at a meeting at HBO. Took a piss next to him and his head was just barely peeking beyond his substantial bush.
Welcome to LPSG nychris. I'm hotbtminla.
I live in Los Angeles and also work in an industry which affords me opportunities to have these types of sightings, as does my gym and some of the places I hang out (assuming I hit the john at a fortuitous time). I wouldn't say "numerous" opportunities because in my experience not that many famous men randomly drop trou in front of total strangers. It does happen every once in a blue moon, and has happened to me, and I recounted my Matt Mc story in the long-standing thread which novice_btm helpfully provided.
As a few other people mentioned, there are in fact several threads on this board in which members discuss actual, real experiences with celebrity dicks (not to be confused with dick celebrities :tongue
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Thanks for the Matt Lauer story, nice to know that what I've heard about him is accurate.
I saw that one, but unfortunately it seems that a lot of people are more interested in presenting fantasies or jokes than actual experiences. I'm hoping to hear of some real, first hand accounts.
Welcome to the Internet, nychris. A lot of people on this board are full of shit. A lot are not. Once you get to know us a little better you'll probably be able to tell who's who.
This is the second post in which you've stressed real or actual. I'm afraid you're just going to have to take us at our word. Or not. Just like I, for example, am taking you at your word that you took a leak next to Matt Lauer. You've given me no reason to doubt you, and you've certainly given information about him that matches what I've heard through the grapevine. However, I'm only ever going to have your word for it and that's all any of us can offer. Again, it's up to you to decide who among us presents fantasy as truth and who does not.
No one has any experiences? Ah, come on guys. I thought that was what this board was all about.
Actually LPSG is about a lot more than this.
These 3 posts are all on the same day? Impatient much?
nychris, if you remain a member of LPSG something you will find is that many of us rarely re-post the same thing in multiple threads. So while I won't fault you for starting a new one (other people will though), don't be surprised if some of us nudge you in the direction of stuff we've already talked about. And don't take it personally just because people didn't jump all over themselves to reply on your thread.
So, no one that reads this board, titled "Celebrity Endowments," has an actual story about seeing a celebrities endowment but me?
Hard to believe.
And the next day. Sheesh, clearly the numerous opportunities you have to check out famous cocks at your job is not enough.
Once again, nychris, you are not the only person to have actually seen actual celebrities' actual endowments in actual life. A lot of us have. We simply posted about it in other threads.
By the way, not to get all semanticky, but this is the "Celebrity Endowments" forum on the Large Penis Support Group board.
OK, here's another to hopefully get this thread started in earnest. Recently I was at Dulles and who walked into the men's room, but Dan Abrams. Very hot anchor from MSNBC. He went into a stall and between the cracks I could see his boxer briefs, hairy bush and moderate piece of equipment.
Dan's a great guy, I've had dinner with him. Didn't see his junk though. Good for you.
When someone says they've had 'interesting sightings' but can't devulge info all that means is they are full of shit and don't have any details to tell.
C'mon guys why pretend like you ever had a real celebrity experience....why lie or try to bullshit all of us???
Besides I highly doubt half the guys on here that say they actually had a real celebrity experience actually had one....99.9% of the guys on here are real life bullshitters.....
That's my point, exactly. Read the first posting in this thread. I'm challenging you guys to give some ACTUAL, FACTUAL accounts. Seems like most people on this site are more into fantasy...boring!
Ah, now I see. You're
challenging us. Always a good idea to do that when you're a brand new member, by the way.
Okay, Mr. Numerous Opportunities to Check Out the Cocks of Famous Men While at Work, where's the ACTUAL, FACTUAL proof of your Matt Lauer sighting? Because all you did was tell me something I've heard lots of people say, that he's not particularly hung and doesn't trim. That's information anybody could find out about Matt with a well-worded Google search. You'd probably see a lot posts from this very board show up.
As I said above, you've given me no reason to doubt you. But you've given me no reason to believe you either. I just have your word, which is all you can offer and it's all any of us can offer you in return. That's kinda how this works.
Oh, and note to dego28677 since you're new here too: It's not hard to tell who's probably telling the truth here and who isn't based on what they say and their posting history.
No, it means they've seen something but don't care to risk their jobs for you to get off.
Many of these people sign confidentiality waivers that say if you tell about anyone or anything you've seen go down with someone of a certain level...you can and will be fired.
So, yeah, there are some guys who actually have seen some stuff that they can't talk about, but I'd question the ones who are so forthright with information, to be honest.
What planet are you on? Do you actually think that someone is going to be fired by posting annonomously on a message board about a story? Trust me, I'm in "one of those" positions, and that is far fetched.
First of all, nychris - respect your elders. Yngjock20 may be younger than you (I don't know because you offer absolutely no personal information about yourself other than your gender and what I assume is the city you live in) but he is a long-standing member of this board and not one of the bullshitters dego28677 complained about.
Secondly, he makes an excellent and very accurate point. Since you and I both work in "one of those" positions I would hope you would know how easy it could be for someone who knows you personally to figure out it was you who posted something "anonymously." While you may not be fired for being a gossip, it can seriously impact your professional reputation. I avoid sharing certain stories in the public forum because I'm not interested in taking risks like that, and more importantly putting friends' and colleagues' reputations at risk via association.
Again, that's ridiculous. It simply does not happen. Point me to one incident where this has occurred. It's a mythologically fantasty fueled by people who don't actually have any stories to contribute.
I'm less and less convinced that you work in a job that has any actual connection to the entertainment industry. Maybe you work in a gym or a massage parlor. This may sound strange considering I'm talking about an industry fueled by fantasy and careers propelled by gossip, but people who work in entertainment understand that
discretion is one of the keys to having a long career in this industry. It's one thing to relay information that either a) can't be easily traced back to you (or the royal you - meaning a firm, agency or other select group) or b) is something the person in question doesn't care if it gets out. Gossiping about anything else = indiscretion. Indiscretion = death of your career.
My advice to you is to chill out. We have some lovely threads on this board covering all sorts of topics other than this one. :smile: