ACTUAL fun things to do with your cock

what fun things have you done with your cock like.
swinging it and hitting someone's forehead,
using it as a towel holder,
made a chocolate replica
put on glow in the dark condom switch the light off and have a lightsaber like in Star Wars
Drilling holes for putting seeds in.
a handy book stand for reading in bed

there's a few to get things going

 

putting holes in doughnuts

 

as a cue on a snooker table hey look no hands

 

i found this one on another site its well different

First, I took an old wooden tv tray, the kind you use for breakfast in bed, and placed a checker board on it. Then I positioned the board between myself and the erect penis. See where I'm going with this? Me and the penis are playing checkers! I wanted to make him look more like an opponent so I painted some eyes on him and fashioned a crude sombrero out of cardboard and placed it on his head. He almost passed as a swarthy little Mexican dude, staring across the board at me, waiting for me to make my move. We played for awhile and I beat him three games out of four.