He's so hot in a weird way
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I just started watching Workaholics for the first time. Got curious about where Adam was from originally and Wow - Have you guys ever read his Wikipedia page?
In June 1995, when he was 11 years old, DeVine was walking his bike across a street in Omaha. After he waited for three cement trucks to pass, a fourth truck, previously blocked by opposing traffic, struck him. He went under the first two wheels of the 42-ton truck and slid 500 feet. He was knocked unconscious, suffered acute shock, and fell into a coma. He was rushed to intensive care, where he woke up two weeks later. He had broken all the bones in both of his legs, had a collapsed lung, developed multiple infections, and it was unknown whether he would ever walk again. Over several years, he had 26 surgeries and spent much of the time using a wheelchair. Due to the extent of his injuries, DeVine was at very high risk of having to have his legs amputated, and having multiple organ failure. It was later discovered that the reason he was not killed was because his bike took the full force of the truck. DeVine regained full mobility but still has extensive scarring on his legs.
No wonder he oozes confidence. After going through all that I don't think he bothers worrying or caring about basic life bullshit. And I never thought about it before, but now I know why he always has knee-high socks when showing skin.
In June 1995, when he was 11 years old, DeVine was walking his bike across a street in Omaha. After he waited for three cement trucks to pass, a fourth truck, previously blocked by opposing traffic, struck him. He went under the first two wheels of the 42-ton truck and slid 500 feet. He was knocked unconscious, suffered acute shock, and fell into a coma. He was rushed to intensive care, where he woke up two weeks later. He had broken all the bones in both of his legs, had a collapsed lung, developed multiple infections, and it was unknown whether he would ever walk again. Over several years, he had 26 surgeries and spent much of the time using a wheelchair. Due to the extent of his injuries, DeVine was at very high risk of having to have his legs amputated, and having multiple organ failure. It was later discovered that the reason he was not killed was because his bike took the full force of the truck. DeVine regained full mobility but still has extensive scarring on his legs.
No wonder he oozes confidence. After going through all that I don't think he bothers worrying or caring about basic life bullshit. And I never thought about it before, but now I know why he always has knee-high socks when showing skin.
Right?he’s like your bestfriend’s(who’s a girl) “dorky” younger brother. And then out over NOwhere,he gets “attractive” to you.lmao
I love that he isn’t scared to show his real dick and is doing a lot of nude parts in movies.
He’s got a beautiful bush.![A2ACE9DC-88C4-4D6E-9B5C-1FC64B4954DE.png]( "A2ACE9DC-88C4-4D6E-9B5C-1FC64B4954DE.png")
if it is he has a very fat cock and big old saggy balls
I'm sure they just photoshopped his face onto another body. Rather than putting on a prosthetic dick and balls! lol
