Adam Lambert- "My entire body is a weapon!"

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  1. thirteenbyseven

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    Adam Lambert Faces Fashion Police, Real Police After Paparazzi Attack - E! Online

    Adam Lambert was on Miami's South Beach doing whatever people do on South Beach, namely catching some rays. He was wearing a clever disguise of cool dude sunglasses and a huge floppy hat somewhat reminiscent of the kind Sally Field wore about an eon ago in a TV series called The Flying Nun. However Adam, up until this time minding his own business, became increasingly P.O. 'ed by the clicking sound of an incessant paparazzo.

    At some point in time he sprang into action! Melding the flying feet of Michael Flatley with the advanced martial art techniques of Chuck Norris, Lambert repelled the paparazzo from his personal space... Well to be honest, it looked as if Lambert was employing the "eeww, get away from me" patty-cake form of fisticuffs.

    Unfortunately, the guy went to the police and reported "the attack." :eek:mfg:
     
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    Wait, people still care about him?
     
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    Like I always say, if you don't like loosing your privacy and being hounded by the press get out of show business and go work for American Airlines or something.
     
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    God - I despise that Glambert betch.
    Why is she even in the news still? She was one of the losers on a glorified karaoke contest for chrissakes! Sephora...give her a job and get her out of the public eye...PLEASE!
    I look at Nancy's like that, and I actually understand why redneck straight men have the hatred for gays that they have (and that scares me).
    One bad apple truly does spoil the whole bunch.
     
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    Wow, redneck straight guys aren't the only haters it seems.


    Adam Lambert's a tosser but not because he's a nancy.
     
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    ^^ I'm not a hater by nature...but Glambert brings works my last nerve to the point of bringing out my inner Manson (Charles, not Marilyn).
     
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