Add a sentence to the story......

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by pete-zamann, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. pete-zamann

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    Let's see if we can write a novel!! :biggrin1: Okay i'll get the ball rolling;


    I was woken by the sound of crashing waves.........
     
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    To my surprise, I found myself naked on a deserted beach.
     
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    with three guys feverishly sniffing my asshole
     
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    I noticed what they were doing and immediately jumped up and started yelling at them, "What do you guys think you are doing?".
     
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    to which they replied ''sniffing ya asshole"....overcome with both lust and emotion...I let them continue...
     
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    I knew it was so wrong and against everything I believed, however, overcome by my emotions, I secrety hoped that this would turn into more.
     
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    I could not believe my eyes...all the various positions their naked bodies posed.
     
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    and suddenly I felt a warm hot wet tongue darting in and out of my hole
     
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    I was completely shocked with what was happening and yelled out, please stop, please stop.
     
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    then i felt a hot splash on my skin.....a seagull overhead
     
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    thanks God we were on the beach and had access to water..we washed the sea gull poo off while they continued to explore my body with their tongues..this time exploring my rigid man meat...my humongous cock-hose
     
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    as my toes curled with pleasure.....
     
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    I began to feel a stirring in my spine....
     
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    suddenly I was paralyzed..not with pleasure ...or fear..or even excitement..but paralyzed..from multiple sclerosis...from which I had long suffered....
     
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    "Ha ha ha," they said. "You forgot how much worse sniffin' yah hole and lickin' yah arse makes yah MS."
    "Ur dumb, Arl," they said, laughing maniacally.
     
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    Watch it, Arliss, or you'll kill this thread off. Stop being greedy.
     
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    'Muhaharrr! it is me that shall have the last laugh, I didn't wipe my ass this morning'...
     
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    Arliss, overcome by emotion, died right there on the beach.
     
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    so we all joined together and made a huge sand castle over his body
     
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    with the few last gasps of breath he could muster.... Arliss was able to let Snoozan and the others above... know he had been buried alive ..and joyously they kicked the sand aside and rescued him...
     
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