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I got stopped by the police whilst driving home last night. The Addison copper said, "Have you had a drink tonight?"
I said, "Yeah, 3 pints of snake bite, 2 whisky chasers followed by a bottle of red then 2 martinis."
He said, "Right, now blow into this."
I said, "Why, don't you believe me?"
I said, "Yeah, 3 pints of snake bite, 2 whisky chasers followed by a bottle of red then 2 martinis."
He said, "Right, now blow into this."
I said, "Why, don't you believe me?"
