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[554279]

My 10 day forecast has no highs above 87 and lows of 71 every day This summer was rough. Parts of my yard got scorched dead

Most Texans you'll can survive any weather

The only thing in your forecast that you should fret over is if that pasty face bastard Ted Cruz is still soaking up Texas dollars...

and may you be cured of that shit shortly my friend

 

[554279]

It is just a typical sex question. It's also wank fodder. It can be both.

Anyway, I think I was polite enough. I'm over it.

Honestly I just get off when you talk really dirty and crush the spirits of trolls. When you get on a roll, you're like way way better than one of them 1-900 dominatrix types.

Yeah nothing better than dick blood and tears; builds character in a troll

 

[g0nz0]

Honestly I just get off when you talk really dirty and crush the spirits of trolls. When you get on a roll, you're like way way better than one of them 1-900 dominatrix types.

Yeah nothing better than dick blood and tears; builds character in a troll

^^^^ what he said. its like one of my new favourite passtimes. Watching skewered troll get roasted...

 

[Enid]

Most Texans you'll can survive any weather

The only thing in your forecast that you should fret over is if that pasty face bastard Ted Cruz is still soaking up Texas dollars...

and may you be cured of that shit shortly my friend

THAT BASTARD WILL NOT WIN!

Cruz, I mean

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I suppose any time a guy asked for details and stories then I know it's wank fodder just look for the word be as descriptive as possible and please include stories I like details. That should be the first warning danger danger wank fodder needed!

And yes I don't even know what back arching is anymore I used to be able to do that back in my much younger years with much smaller cock. But yeah my husband never gets an arched back but in the air view it hurts too bad. And nudge f****** is the bomb that's the only way I like it but my husband gets a little overzealous and wants to go nuts right out of the gate

Antibiotic to stave off uti and an icepack. Always pre afterwards no matter how much it burns.

 

[MickeyLee]

Nudge-fucking can never get enough loveage. Always go for the nudge-fuck.

 

[TexanStar]

I suppose any time a guy asked for details and stories then I know it's wank fodder just look for the word be as descriptive as possible and please include stories I like details. That should be the first warning danger danger wank fodder needed!

And yes I don't even know what back arching is anymore I used to be able to do that back in my much younger years with much smaller cock. But yeah my husband never gets an arched back but in the air view it hurts too bad. And nudge f****** is the bomb that's the only way I like it but my husband gets a little overzealous and wants to go nuts right out of the gate

Antibiotic to stave off uti and an icepack. Always pre afterwards no matter how much it burns.

Nudge-fucking can never get enough loveage. Always go for the nudge-fuck.

Wait... what are you two talking about?

I looked in urban dictionary and it wasn't helpful

 

[MickeyLee]

nudge-fucking is pure LPSG.

Basically, a dude needs to get the head of his penis into the posterior fornix. From there short, grinding thrusts. She gets stimulation from the PF and if the length is just right clitoral stimulation at the same time.

 

[Enid]

Wait... what are you two talking about?

I looked in urban dictionary and it wasn't helpful

basically it was a term i could have sworn was coined by a long ago missed male member (man, i totes forgot his username at the moment). him and his wife really liked this technique. he swore to me i used the term first in some personal messages we exchanged (i am pretty sure he said it first -- oh! rawdog was his name). it's no matter who said it, because all it really means is that the penis is inserted as far as it can be in the most comfortable position for both...sometimes you gotta work up to that. and then from that point on no jackhammering! no withdrawing and then reinserting. just a grinding motion because that is what is hitting what i assume to be the posterior fornix. there's little pouch back there and it can be very pleasurable for some women. i think this is the thing that is sometimes referred as the female prostate.

for me stimulation of this area in that manner (with a penis or dildo) is what can cause a vaginal orgasm although i am not sure it is totally just vaginal because i do like the friction against the clitoral area as well -- that helps a lot.

but i first discovered this pleasurable area from the use of anal toys. i think it can be reached from the back end so to speak as well as the front end.

 

[thisguy805]

nudge-fucking is pure LPSG.

Basically, a dude needs to get the head of his penis into the posterior fornix. From there short, grinding thrusts. She gets stimulation from the PF and if the length is just right clitoral stimulation at the same time.

There's been a name for it this entire time?

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Yes and it's something we've been withholding from men for centuries

 

[MickeyLee]

There's been a name for it this entire time?

Well, it's had a name since Ms. Enid and Mr. Rawdog named it. So, like, maybe the last few years?

 

[thisguy805]

Yes and it's something we've been withholding from men for centuries

What other things have us men not been told? Is there Extraterrestrial life? Are we alone? Just asking for a friend.

 

[liquiss]

Honestly I just get off when you talk really dirty and crush the spirits of trolls. When you get on a roll, you're like way way better than one of them 1-900 dominatrix types.

Yeah nothing better than dick blood and tears; builds character in a troll

Nothing says wank fodder more then the term “dick blood”. Ohhhhhh baby!

 

[liquiss]

My 10 day forecast has no highs above 87 and lows of 71 every day This summer was rough. Parts of my yard got scorched dead

Highs above 87? Good god, don’t you burn alive?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Highs above 87? Good god, don’t you burn alive?

87 ain't too bad. When you get over 100 for weeks at a time, that's pretty damn rough.

 

[liquiss]

Sorry for my rapid fire posts, I’m late to the party so I have to jam all my smart assery into this thread all at once. From my perspective, the line “help us help you” was a giant pile of dick swinging. I’m on the wank fodder train. I don’t buy this was a general question, even though good advice has been had. Maybe I’m alone, but I certainly eye rolled through that post.

Also, though it’s already been said, how is “Hey I’m pounding the shit of of you with my enormous dick and for some reason it hurts...” a women’s issue? Sounds more to me like a jackass issue. Never had any form of an enormous dick in me, but I’m making an educated guess as to what the problem is here....

 

[liquiss]

87 ain't too bad. When you get over 100 for weeks at a time, that's pretty damn rough.

Ahh bless you, I’m making a Fahrenheit vs celsius joke that didn’t land. Because you know, the entire world uses one system of measurement. Well, almost the entire world.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Ahh bless you, I’m making a Fahrenheit vs celsius joke that didn’t land. Because you know, the entire world uses one system of measurement. Well, almost the entire world.

Ahh! I'm so damn 'murrican sometimes

 

[liquiss]

Ahh! I'm so damn 'murrican sometimes

bah who isn't. You're forgiven. Mostly because I feel liked I'm outnumbered