Not that I would actually know. I’ve deduced it. You see, I’ve noticed how some of the most good natured guys have big dicks. You can trust me on this. When it comes to noticing dicks, take it to the bank, anything you ever want to know, gimme a call. I’m your man. And there’s this other thing I observed. All started because of this guy used to hang out in the same straight bar as I. He was kind of cute, so one night when I was taking a leak, he popped in, chose the urinal next to me; I got all interested and copped me a peak – which as it turns out was not easily accomplished – seeing how his wang hardly had any wang at all. Something else about him, what a mouth that boy had, fuck this, screw that, GD practically every other sentence; he was mean, he was angry, he was bad attitude on espresso. So I put two and two together and came up with 22 and now hold to the philosophy that guys with little pricks can act like big pricks and therefore, Hitler probably needed tweezers to jerk off.