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  1. B_JohnTheHorse

    B_JohnTheHorse New Member

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    I gotta say this: I am so tired of the ads on this site. Guys getting fucked by machines? Women who squirt? It means that I can't log on if I am around other people 'cause it's hardcore porno or something. I know the site needs to make some $$, but can't the ads be travelocity or expedia or something?

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  2. jonb

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    Or amazon or yahoo or napster or ANYTHING BUT FUCK MACHINES!
     
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    happysucks: "BUT(t) FUCK MACHINES! "

    heh
     
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    wvalady1968: At least, they're the same pics every time. That makes it so easy to just screen them out. I mean, after a while, I don't even see them any more.

    AND!!! It pays the bills.

    Get over it.
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    tomarctus: I agree with wvlady. It pays the bills. Let's be grateful about that. If I don't want to see them (and they don't bother me, by the way) I know I can stop scrolling before they show up. At least on my browser and display.
     
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    Yeah, I've even clicked on some of them. I'm bad 'bout invertigating everything involving sex. Put me down for not being bothered with them, too. Sometimes I think that big tool is hot working the tight pussy!
     
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    gigantikok: It's because Mark is a dirty, sleazy pornographer. That is why he chose to litter this site with fuck machine ads, and not Expedia.com ads. Tuning out the ads is not the issue. The issue is not being able to access this site from anywhere but my home. The ads are so pornographic and disgusting that I wouldn't want to be seen in public on a site that features them.
     
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    [quote author=gigantikok link=board=99;num=1075407270;start=0#6 date=01/30/04 at 00:46:37]It's because Mark is a dirty, sleazy pornographer.  That is why he chose to litter this site with fuck machine ads, and not Expedia.com ads.  Tuning out the ads is not the issue.  The issue is not being able to access this site from anywhere but my home.  The ads are so pornographic and disgusting that I wouldn't want to be seen in public on a site that features them.[/quote]

    You dont' see many disclaimer agreements on sites that are public in nature. As for your disgust, if your skin crawls that badly, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
     
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    SpeedoGuy: I agree with Allie. Considering the nature of this board, the ads are not that big a deal.

    SG
     
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    mindseye: [quote author=gigantikok link=board=99;num=1075407270;start=0#6 date=01/30/04 at 00:46:37]It's because Mark is a dirty, sleazy pornographer.[/quote]

    And what kind of pornographer are you? Try using nerf balls instead of stones next time -- they're easier on the glass.
     
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    7x6andchg: [quote author=mindseye link=board=99;num=1075407270;start=0#9 date=01/30/04 at 10:45:50]

    And what kind of pornographer are you?  Try using nerf balls instead of stones next time -- they're easier on the glass.[/quote]
    :D Oh now THAT made me laugh, Mindseye.

    No one FORCES you to look at them. I've said that before, and I'll say it again.
     
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    happysucks: Ever thought of TURNING IMAGES OFF in yout Browser Options?
     
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    [quote author=happysucks link=board=99;num=1075407270;start=0#11 date=01/30/04 at 14:50:12]Ever thought of TURNING IMAGES OFF in yout Browser Options?
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    Actually, I plan on using Lynx to avoid the ads.
     
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    Javierdude22: I cant say I disgree with Gigz...

    But it wAs a damn funny comment of Mindseye... :D...

    and touché...
     
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    "a dirty, sleazy pornographer"?   :D

    I've tried advertising Amazon, Ebay, etc. - it doesn't work.  

    As the others mentioned, if you don't like the images, disable them in your browser or buy a software program that eliminates banner ads.  Norton Internet Security contains a good one.
     
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    hawl: [quote author=Mark_LPSG Admin link=board=99;num=1075407270;start=0#14 date=01/30/04 at 17:05:38]"a dirty, sleazy pornographer"?   :D[/quote] Good to see you're keeping a sense of humor about that. If I were in your place, I might have suggested Mr. G take his nude pictures over to these surely appreciative sites-www.anncoulter.org/columns/2004/012804e.htm and www.freerepublic.com  :D :D :D ;) 8) !
     
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    gigantikok: I guess Mark is right. Porn really is the only form of advertisment that really makes any money.
     
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    Yeah, at the risk of offending Mark, I'll say that sex and commerce generally don't mix, so 'sleazy pornographer' is a bit redundant. Now I'm plonking this thread: I just installed Lynx, so no more ads for me! (Unless Mark realizes what the <pre> tag does. LOL)

    @rrrr:
    Ann might be a loon, but she has more balls than the entire DNC. And I actually agree with her sometimes: Anyone who leaves their kids with Michael Jackson should be sterilized.
     
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    You're right, Jon. If ever a female had balls, it's Ann. A small dose of Coulter with the morning breakfast is a better wake-up than 10 cups of coffee.

    But be sure to use a little tongue-in-cheek in your cup: she's concentrated.

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