Adult christmas carol

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  1. Drago

    Drago New Member

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    Here's an adult version of an old favorite christmas carol.

    I saw Mommy deepthroating Santa Claus
    Underneath the mistletoe last night.
    She didn't see me creep
    Down the stairs to have a peep;
    She thought that I was tucked up
    in my bedroom fast asleep.

    Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
    On his balls so light;
    Oh, what a scene it would have been
    If Daddy had seen
    Mommy deepthroating Santa Claus last night.

    I saw Mommy deepthroating Santa Claus
    Underneath the mistletoe last night.
    She didn't see me creep
    Down the stairs to have a peep;
    She thought that I was tucked up
    in my bedroom fast asleep.

    Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
    On his balls so light;
    Oh, what a scene it would have been
    If Daddy had seen
    Mommy deepthroating Santa Claus last night.
     
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    BigDuder New Member

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    you let that little american beat you
     
  3. Principessa

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    tee hee hee :tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK Well-Known Member

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  5. ClaireTalon

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    Does Ella Fitzgerald's "Santa Clause got stuck in my chimney" :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: also count as adult christmas carol?
     
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