Q.) What doesn't belong in this list:
Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat,
eggs or wife but you can't beat a
blowjob.
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Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in
the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
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Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to
turn around.
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Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a
penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them,
the harder they get.
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Q.) What's the difference between
your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife
to blow your paycheck!
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Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
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Q.) What do you get when you cross
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed chick with a yeast
infection.
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Q.) How can you tell when an auto
mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
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Q.) What do you do with 365 used
condoms?
A) Melt them down, make a tire and
call it a Goodyear.
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Q.) What does bungee jumping and
hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks
and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat,
eggs or wife but you can't beat a
blowjob.
----------------------
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in
the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
----------------------
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to
turn around.
----------------------
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a
penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them,
the harder they get.
----------------------
Q.) What's the difference between
your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife
to blow your paycheck!
----------------------
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
----------------------
Q.) What do you get when you cross
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed chick with a yeast
infection.
----------------------
Q.) How can you tell when an auto
mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
----------------------
Q.) What do you do with 365 used
condoms?
A) Melt them down, make a tire and
call it a Goodyear.
----------------------
Q.) What does bungee jumping and
hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks
and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
