Adult Q & A

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by windtalkerways, Mar 18, 2006.

  1. windtalkerways

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    Q.) What doesn't belong in this list:
    Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

    A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat,
    eggs or wife but you can't beat a
    blowjob.
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    Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in
    the end?

    A.) So men can be open minded.
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    Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?

    A.) 68 because at 69 you have to
    turn around.
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    Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a
    penis have in common?

    A.) The longer you play with them,
    the harder they get.
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    Q.) What's the difference between
    your paycheck and your dick?

    A.) You don't have to beg your wife
    to blow your paycheck!
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    Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...

    A.) "Is it in?"
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    Q.) What do you get when you cross
    Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
    Boy?

    A.) A red headed chick with a yeast
    infection.
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    Q.) How can you tell when an auto
    mechanic just had sex?

    A.) One of his fingers is clean.
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    Q.) What do you do with 365 used
    condoms?

    A) Melt them down, make a tire and
    call it a Goodyear.
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    Q.) What does bungee jumping and
    hookers have in common?

    A.) They both cost a hundred bucks
    and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
     
  2. GoneA

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    illllllllllll
     
  3. carter2006

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    Oh, windy, you do make me laugh!!! :smile:
     
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    Quite a reasonable rate for a hooker these days, though :rolleyes:
     
  5. EnglishGentleman

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    Was shutting down the PC whilst on my way to bed after some quality time with my immaculate lady.... when I noticed Windy had placed another one of her funnies up..... Couldn't resist a quick look..

    Now I'm off to nodland with a slightly bigger smile on my face than I already had. Thankyou my dear:wink:
     
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    Haaaaaaa.
    (spat out my Pepsi on that one!)
     
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