Advertising yourself shirts

[sizablenyc]

If you could, to inspire admiration/respect/envy, would you rather wear a Tshirt correctly advertising:
1. your erection size
2. your I.Q.
3. your income
.......or would it be a combination of them?

 

[Gillette]

My erection size.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Erection size

I don't make enough to brag about income, and my I.Q. Is probably average.

 

[sizablenyc]

What if all the numbers are the same?

 

[Altitude]

None of the above; I'm too modest =p

 

[B_Giovani]

lol that's funny, but no I would never do that, but I would laugh to see it

 

[BigLittleMan]

while i'm doing good on all three, i'm gonna say IQ. anybody who is way more concerned with the other two probably isn't my type anyway.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

None, because they wouldn't attract the people that interest me.

 

[Supersized]

I wear t shirts that advertize my erection size. The man the legend. with arrows pointing up and down. Havent found a t shirt that advertizes IQ. Mine is pretty high.